Present for a one year old…



"Dave and Sue, I thought I'd let you know that I'm putting 20 pounds a month in a savings policy for young Jaxon with the explicit instruction that he is to use it to fund his crack habit when he turns 18."

That's ridiculous. A bit of mdma for those awkward social events a teenager has to navigate. Nothing heavy.
 
my godson is one on Saturday so have to buy a present. I’ve no kids and no ideas wtf to buy. Do I just get something brightly coloured and plastic? The kids not gonna remember anyway, what would the parents on here say is a good present?


Something that makes loads of noise and will annoy the fuck out of the kids parents
 

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