Pointlessly challenging yourself

[c032745y]

Get bin bag, recycling, bottles, plastic containers, cardboard etc ready to take out then stack it as high & precariously as possible on one hand/arm BEFORE I've opened the back door...

 

[Flip]

I don't but if did I;d occasionally steal things from multinationals shops to see if I can get away with it - normally things for about a quid.
I regularly see what I can hack into as a challenge

I used to try and hold my breath as long as Luke Skywalker when he gets pulled under in the dumpster
I "taught" myself to hold my breath for 90 seconds

Honestly 100's I'm a complete bellend

 

[Beery]

Beating the till folk at LIDL is great.

Loose veg is the key.

I have been known to let out a theatrical sigh when they are going slower than me

 

[KM92]

The holding your breath one is a cracker, especially when watching films and trying to copy whoever is holding there breath and trying to do the same.

 

[offshore]

I do the shopping bag thing.

See if I can get all the dishes on the draining board put away before the kettle boils.

See how much housework I can cram into half time when I'm watching the football.

I use one of them massive IKEA bags now for Asda click and collect as they don't do bags anymore!

 

[safcforever]

My missus (nope) says she won’t get out of bed until she remembers what the word of the day calendar word was the previous day.

 

[Stubbs ftm]

Another one I do is walk around my house with my eyes shut so i know the lay out instinctively and that i have no trouble in the dark/a power cut.
Suppose it's like pretending to be in some sort of ninja training but without it building towards anything.
I'm good at sneaking in when drunk though.

Used to do that as a bairn. Shut my eyes and count how many steps down the stairs and into the kitchen etc.
Might give it a try now

 

[Deleted member 44493]

I assume you're talking about finishing your egg and soldiers so she can take your plate

I though he meant filling his nappy

 

[Slow joe]

When running the hot tap I like to keep my hands under for as long as possible before scalding myself.

 

[the veteran]

On a morning I let the dog out for a shite and try to eat my bowl of cereal before he's done it. He hasn't beaten me yet, stupid fucker.

I know this was march that's just made me spit my drink all owa the place...

 

[safcforever]

Used to do that as a bairn. Shut my eyes and count how many steps down the stairs and into the kitchen etc.
Might give it a try now

You haven’t been seen since this post..... so I’m wondering if you tried it

 

[Stubbs ftm]

You haven’t been seen since this post..... so I’m wondering if you tried it

Haha nah not fell down the stairs or owt. Not tried it yet

 

[Notorious Decka]

Who won?

We both forgot about the challenge and it never took place! The lad I was competing against gets on here and my post about me coming along nicely with my chopstick proficiency was a ploy to get him panicked and then jack it in, leaving me winner by default. We'll never know if it would have worked.