PMS - Phantom Metro Shitter at large.

[The Exile]

Metro delays after someone defecates on train seats

I've stopped a few people in their tracks a fart before, but never an entire train on its tracks.

 

[jubblies]

The 2019 version of the chod hammock............

The metro train shit stain

 

[BigPete]

Phantom dumper

 

[thamesvalleyman]

Metro delays after someone defecates on train seats

I've stopped a few people in their tracks a fart before, but never an entire train on its tracks.

Was it the guy who had a shit at the match last season?

 

[Old Prestonian]

It was an eventful day for that train.

Metro bosses had to pull off a carriage today after someone defecated on the train.

 

[Hull_Mackem]

Was it the guy who had a shit at the match last season?

I thought only the mags perpetuated this myth thinking they were being funny?

 

[Nipple Salad]

It was an eventful day for that train.

Metro bosses had to pull off a carriage today after someone defecated on the train.

Must've been German

 

[What A Waster]

Platform pooper strikes again

 

[MunkyHeed]

Metro delays after someone defecates on train seats

I've stopped a few people in their tracks a fart before, but never an entire train on its tracks.

Love having a guff on the tube me like. Especially if I get to smell it.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

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Episode II: Attack of the Chods

 

[Space Hopper]

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[bu-bu-buchanon]

Mind the Crap

 

[danielsan]

I heard a rumour it’s a psychic dwarf that’s doing it....

Small medium at large!

 

[skybo]

It must be spreading cos quite a few were shitting themselves on the football forum last night.

 

[Mr Vertigo]

Always stinks of shit on the Metro recently.

 

[Boz33]

Mind the Crap

 

[Dave Herbal]

I got on that train at Seaburn. They had the first carriage closed off and everyone was packed in the back one. The driver just said it had been vandalised.

 

[royaldragon]

I got on that train at Seaburn. They had the first carriage closed off and everyone was packed in the back one. The driver just said it had been vandalised.

Aye with shit.

 

[citybythesea]

Was it the guy who had a shit at the match last season?

Although he didn't actually have one!
He just threatened it

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Ben won't be happy having to clean the chods up.