Places to eat in Middlesbrough



Apparently there is a wonderful foodstuff invented in smogland called a Parmo, it bears no resemblance to schnitzel or some Italian or Ukrainian stuff that I cannot spell, Kiev, cacciatore or summat, but pork in breadcrumbs with sauce has never existed in the whole world until some fucker invented it in the 1990’s in Teesside.
 
I was referring to "ladies" of negotiable affections. Whether that's still the case round that part I'm not sure.

I'll store that up for future reference.
:lol:

The one time I ate in the Boro I think was the carvery opposite James Cook Hospital. It wasn't bad nosh to be honest though explaining to a waitress who James Cook was shows staff intelligence levels were variable.
 
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