Phoenix Nights



Love the pub quiz night when they're guessing the next line of the song

"As you turn to me and say, oh no"
*Whole pub*: "Take my breath away"
*Max and Paddy*: "WALKING ON THE MOON!!!"
 
Ben Gardner said:
"woh, woh, woh, sweet child o' mine!"

"I want to moonwalk son, but life's a shithouse"

"Rubber Burns? Weren't he a Scottish poet?"

"Hey, toilet-mouth! There's a child's bike outside!"

"....covered in piss" is my favourite but we've had that.
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Fourth one down is my favourite.
Got this as my sig on my profile.
 
Hello... I'd like to order the divers watch... the divers watch love... the one with the light... I don't know love... I can swim

Dusseldorf? Oh, good. You can take "das fruit machine" back with you
 
Panhead said:
Aye Peter Kay was meant to be a right bell end. Pissed Dave Spikey and Neil Fitzmaurice off. Saw the live show for comic relief, absolutely brilliant, plenty life left in it. They've made up now so never say never
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Mate of mine was a cop in Lancashire. Said his team was given the job of looking after him on a tv shoot. He would agree with your summation.
 

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