Peter Kay profiteer Mojo Rising

[Life's A Pitch]

The Christmas Monster

Being a Christmas Monster is bad enough, but it's even worse at this time of the year.

 

[look out piano]

I notice the mag gonk journo who fell for all this also identifies as a Christian, so this isn't the first time he's been taken in by stories about a bearded weirdo

Don't go giving him (Mojo) ideas man hew ! .

 

[Deleted member 26533]

Someone on twitter calling him an arsehole he replies come to Aruba and say that to my f***ing face creased here man

Just seen that and I'm f***ing dying

 

[Aldyyyy]

I love him

 

[Deleted member 26533]

The amendments in the original Mail article are canny reading

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

He deserves a blue tick next to his twitter name

 

[CheersMarra84]

This place never fails to make me laugh! Tremendous!

 

[Deleted member 18718]

I'm not a Christmas monster.....f***ing creased here

 

[Liverpool Beachball]

He is single handledly going to bring down ticket resale sites with this, looking forward to Mojo’s Law being passed by Parliament

 

[Deleted member 26533]

He is single handledly going to bring down ticket resale sites with this, looking forward to Mojo’s Law being passed by Parliament

Frank Warren just went on a right rant about ticket resale sites, if he sees this he'll be loving it

 

[RestlessNatives]

That taxi driver who travelled halfway across the country to fight him might track him down now with his name and location being in the paper.

 

[Cult of Personality]

I love this

 

[BigPete]

Triggered loads of people

 

[Goat Eyes]

This was on Radio 4 earlier (mojo not mentioned) and the presenter said “not sure if it’s a wind up but...” and proceeded to debate it.

 

[Sandboy]

FFS man, cap doffed lad

 

[Some Random Guy]

Disgusted the daily mail didn't use pictures of his lass like

 

[monkeytassle]

Disgusted the daily mail didn't use pictures of his lass like

Tbf they nailed it with the dressing gown photo

 

[Some Random Guy]

Tbf they nailed it with the dressing gown photo

The f***ing face mask.

 

[monkeytassle]

The f***ing face mask.

The story behind that night is even better

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

Being a Christmas Monster is bad enough, but it's even worse at this time of the year.

Oh I don’t know. He got the John Lewis advert gig this year