Perfect jobs

[Horatio Pugwash]

Wicker-bottomed chair repairer and part-time wasp pilot.

I flew in the last one in British military service

 

[gluepot]

getting lobsters out of jayne mansfields arsehole

Hello Derek...or Clive

 

[Big Jeff]

I have a mate who flies executive jets. He has flown a couple of celebs but not many but often flys business men for a weeks golf. Depending on the way it’s structured sometimes he gets a free week in the sun with everything included and then flies them home. Bonus - sometimes he is asked to provide cabin staff and he has a little group of women who work for him.

 

[gluepot]

I used to do a bit work stocktaking ( or inventory if you're posh). Favourite section was the lingerie, quite an eye opener, never knew the "range" was so varied

 

[double maxim]

I used to do a bit work stocktaking ( or inventory if you're posh). Favourite section was the lingerie, quite an eye opener, never knew the "range" was so varied

I'm guessing you got fired for getting caught pulling yourself around the bait room on your tippy toes wearing a pair of lacy knickers like a coronavirus mask?

 

[gluepot]

I'm guessing you got fired for getting caught pulling yourself around the bait room on your tippy toes wearing a pair of lacy knickers like a coronavirus mask?

Now you know who was the inspiration for the Rocky Horror Show !!

 

[Spennymackem1981]

No job is perfect but some come pretty close. I know a bloke who works for Triumph bra's in the R&D department. Beat that suckaz

i get paid a stupid amount of money for a grand total of about an hours work on quiet days maybe 1 or 2 on busy days its almost the perfect job

 

[Cox Green Fc]

I love my job drive the metros round the local area.

 

[Metalmicky]

i get paid a stupid amount of money for a grand total of about an hours work on quiet days maybe 1 or 2 on busy days its almost the perfect job

But then - you do have 6 kids...... TBF, I get paid reasonable money for sitting in an office and checking through various forums all day long......

 

[BIG MAL]

Gynecologist in Vegas for a while. Job was brilliant till a Cynthia Nelson came in for a check up. Worst case of STID 's I'd ever seen... riddled with it. Told us she'd been with at least 50 blokes so hadn't a clue where she picked it up. We never did find out the source.

 

[Spennymackem1981]

But then - you do have 6 kids...... TBF, I get paid reasonable money for sitting in an office and checking through various forums all day long......

6 kids are you mad...i got my balls snipped after 2......soul destoring little bastards

 

[Metalmicky]

6 kids are you mad...i got my balls snipped after 2......soul destoring little bastards

You're strap line says differently... "I'm a married man with 6 kids"

 

[Spennymackem1981]

You're strap line says differently... "I'm a married man with 6 kids"

am not even married yet

 

[Drexl]

Balancing custard creams on Katie Prices hairy toes

 

[Metalmicky]

am not even married yet

OK - then perhaps you should change it...?

 

[Suspender Sue]

No job is perfect but some come pretty close. I know a bloke who works for Triumph bra's in the R&D department. Beat that suckaz

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[a1970man]

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Doubt they'd let a bloke work there and I don't think you'd be rushing to get a job in "Paul the Pants Man" shop.

... or maybe you would

 

[Suspender Sue]

Doubt they'd let a bloke work there and I don't think you'd be rushing to get a job in "Paul the Pants Man" shop.

... or maybe you would

Would you recommend it.

The OP just make me think of Sadie the Bra Lady.

To be a bloke working in there, you' probably have to have a wrist as limp as wet celery.

Or pretend to.

 

[a1970man]

Would you recommend it.

Oh yes, it's great ... but you do need warm hands

 

[Snappy]

I reckon you have one of the best jobs on here like.

He gets in the cab at Newcastle and wakes up at Birmingham New Street.

Any holidays abroad this year @andy?