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[Goat Eyes]

Working at Dewhirsts as a 17/18 year old was canny. Christmas parties were class.

Sounds horrific TBF.

 

[Billy2Sheds]

Obviously you don’t keep up with the news!

The dirty bastard.

Serves me right for thinking I was funny. Apologies @thefitter you win mate

 

[Deleted member 29601]

Sounds horrific TBF.

It wasn't

 

[Wilfy]

It wasn't

I reckon you have one of the best jobs on here like.

 

[daventry cat]

getting lobsters out of jayne mansfields arsehole

 

[Its Him Again]

In my spare time I review hotels and accommodation and eateries.
Quite often it's free

 

[BMX Bandit]

I kna Ron Jeremy

Raping Ron.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

I once saw a job advertised in job centre advertising for a bikini line shaver. I asked the bloke for the details and he said can you get down to Plymouth ?
I asked Is that where the Job is and he replied no that’s where the que ends

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[xmfd]

If I could pick, I'd probably say some Facebook developer who has already made their money/shares and now just sails around on yachts with supermodels all day.

 

[Clean Bristow]

Seal clubbing or training bears to dance

 

[Metalmicky]

Whilst in the military I was lucky enough to go twice to Las Vegas for 10-12 week detachments as an Imprest Holder (basically the guy who handles the cash). Other than 'pay' days, I spent the entire time by the hotel pool scanning lasses, or chatting up the cocktail waitresses..... I got on so well with one (Cynthia Nelson was her name) that she would arrange for me to get free food and beer and in turn I would shag her senseless...... good times

 

[Jon Dough]

Whilst in the military I was lucky enough to go twice to Las Vegas for 10-12 week detachments as an Imprest Holder (basically the guy who handles the cash). Other than 'pay' days, I spent the entire time by the hotel pool scanning lasses, or chatting up the cocktail waitresses..... I got on so well with one (Cynthia Nelson was her name) that she would arrange for me to get free food and beer and in turn I would shag her senseless...... good times

I love a happy ending story

 

[Clean Bristow]

Whilst in the military I was lucky enough to go twice to Las Vegas for 10-12 week detachments as an Imprest Holder (basically the guy who handles the cash). Other than 'pay' days, I spent the entire time by the hotel pool scanning lasses, or chatting up the cocktail waitresses..... I got on so well with one (Cynthia Nelson was her name) that she would arrange for me to get free food and beer and in turn I would shag her senseless...... good times

Anyone else Facebook searching Cynthia now?

 

[Yankee Mackem]

At Monterey aquarium they employ people to cuddle orphaned baby sea otters.

Anyone else Facebook searching Cynthia now?

Found her...

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[Metalmicky]

Anyone else Facebook searching Cynthia now?

She would be in her fifties now - she lived at 602 Royal Crest Circle and had these banana jeans with zips down each leg, so that you could peel them off her. She made me have an Aids test before I could do the dirty with her......... although she did pay for it..

 

[becs]

She would be in her fifties now - she lived at 602 Royal Crest Circle and had these banana jeans with zips down each leg, so that you could peel them off her. She made me have an Aids test before I could do the dirty with her......... although she did pay for it..

Love a romantic story me

 

[Jon Dough]

She made me have an Aids test before I could do the dirty with her......... although she did pay for it..

Romance ain't dead

 

[a1970man]

I reckon this local lad has it sorted like -

Matt moved from Sunderland to the Maldives - where he works as the astronomer.
"It is paradise," admits the 32-year-old.
Matt didn't go to uni or college, but he landed the dream job on a mixture of hard work, experience, talent - and North East charm.

From Wetherspoon's cleaner to stargazing in paradise

Sunderland stargazer didn't go to uni, but he claims he is PROOF hard work can make dreams come true

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

 

[double maxim]

She would be in her fifties now - she lived at 602 Royal Crest Circle and had these banana jeans with zips down each leg, so that you could peel them off her. She made me have an Aids test before I could do the dirty with her......... although she did pay for it..

Awwww, how romantic.

 

[Tin Soldier]

Selling bedsheets in Newcastle