People with ivy all over their houses

Discussion in 'SMB' started by What A Waster, May 14, 2019.

  1. Chap78

    Chap78 Subs Bench

    sign of swingers.
  2. EDGE

    EDGE Winger

    Bind weed is a bugger as well. A bind if you will.
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  4. Teed

    Teed Striker

    Had it all up the gable end and outhouse when I bought this place, right fucker of a job getting it down, filled a full council cage with it, nightmare.
  5. Chap78

    Chap78 Subs Bench

    It is known.
  6. CatRyan

    CatRyan Striker

    Irony thy name is jedi toaster
  7. Fuckers who have plants on their fence that decide to grow through the fence are ignorant fuckers anarl

    No I haven’t mentioned it to him because I’m a coward
  8. Take offence

    to the tip.
  9. Secret Visage

    Secret Visage Winger

    Get your husband to speak to him.
  10. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Wisteria on a house is lovely imo.
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  11. mcq10

    mcq10 Striker

    We have it growing on the garden shed and up the tree (which is dead) next to the shed.

    Was planted way before I bought the house but is probably the only thing keep the fence upright.

    When I eventually get the money together to do put the garden properly i will take great delight seeing the stuff ripped down.
  12. He walked out on me

    He lives next door now
  13. Hysteria on a house isn't lovely imo.
  14. NodsNeph

    NodsNeph Subs Bench

    She'd probably let ya anarl
  15. JohnSmithUK

    JohnSmithUK Goalkeeper

  16. A bit clingy though especially on film.
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  17. PTR

    PTR Striker

    Spray it with glyphosate when its growing mate ;)

    Again, when its actively growing, spray the leaves on your side with glyphosate.

    No more issues ;)
    Last edited: May 14, 2019
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  18. cauldbairn

    cauldbairn Central Defender

    It's nice if it's well maintained. The problem is it grows so quickly that a lot of people either can't be bothered or don't have the resources.
  19. ErichZann

    ErichZann Striker

    My Mam has ivy on parts of the back of the house..........the spiders living in that are massive.
  20. Yankee Mackem

    Yankee Mackem Winger

    Aye, we had that. Cutting it back was like Starship Troopers.
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