People who throw their used chewing gum on the pavement



Chewing gum has to be one of the worst things ever invented.
I cannot stand the clicking popping noises that people - mostly bewers - feel compelled to make with their gowie.

When the illusions of democracy have been dispensed with and I become Preaident For Life, every pack of gowie will come with a ten pound surcharge to go towards steam cleaning the pavements.
 
I cannot stand the clicking popping noises that people - mostly bewers - feel compelled to make with their gowie.

When the illusions of democracy have been dispensed with and I become Preaident For Life, every pack of gowie will come with a ten pound surcharge to go towards steam cleaning the pavements.

You've won my vote.
 

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