People who talk at the cinema

[Bonzo]

Should be shot IMO.


I agree about the public being morons but I still love going to the cinema. Go about once a week, usually with the bairn. Lion King on Sunday

He would have if he'd Been in front of me

 

[weebil64]

Peanut!!! I’m not a wrangun.

I beg to differ.

 

[Junior Birdman]

He would have if he'd Been in front of me

When I take the bairn I always book seats at the front of the middle row. Loads of leg space and you don't have to stand up every 5 mins for knackers going to the bog. Also no one in front of you, which is a bonus.

 

[Quench]

I always said I would open a cinema chain that does not allow any food, any talking at all and phones have to be handed in on your way in. Everyone I've told said it sounds stupid and they wouldn't go but I f***ing would like.

Sounds like a great idea.

I'd also wire up the seats and give people an increasingly large shock each time they talked or engaged in any annoyng behaviour. It'd be interesting to see how large the shock would need to be before they packed in (one way or the other).

 

[Junior Birdman]

Sounds like a great idea.

I'd also wire up the seats and give people an increasingly large shock each time they talked or engaged in any annoyng behaviour. It'd be interesting to see how large the shock would need to be before they packed in (one way or the other).

Get on Dragons Den with this

 

[weebil64]

Should be shot IMO.


I agree about the public being morons but I still love going to the cinema. Go about once a week, usually with the bairn. Lion King on Sunday

But what about mororns?

 

[Junior Birdman]

Basically if it's not shown at the Tyneside Cinema I don't go. I admit I'm a bit of a snob, and that suits me just fine.

In fact I was told to shush once when watching the awful Only God Forgives, as I was laughing hysterically.

Not Mr Gosling's finest hour!

 

[Snappy]

You forgot epic farts and burps.

This is true.

 

[the boot]

I beg to differ.

You don’t have to beg. I’m your equal