People who set off fireworks

Discussion in 'SMB' started by PhilSAFC, Nov 2, 2018.

  1. are they all attention seeking wankers? What’s the fucking point in fireworks at home. They are absolutely shite for a start. Get a life ffs.
  2. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

  3. I came back on r and r from a tour of Iraq right around bonfire night, safe to say I now hate fireworks, I remember standing at the bus stop in biddick hall waiting for the bus, was going to meet the lads for a few pints and then the fireworks started, shit myself lol
  4. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    I think they are pyrotechnicians.
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  5. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    Everyone is an attention seeking wanker on here
  6. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Setting mine off for the family on Sunday.

    Lock your pets up.
  7. THExpress

    THExpress Central Defender

  8. mcq10

    mcq10 Striker

    Still can’t understand why we allow explosives to be sold tbh.

    Called into the little Asda on the felling bypass driving home tonight. Some fat fucking skiprat chav spent 85 quid on fireworks ffs.

    On top of that is Bonfire night and Diwali. It’s going to be like fucking the D day landings round our way over the next few days :evil:
  9. True but my neighbour is setting them off when he knows we have babies asleep. Surely well within my rights kick a firework straight up his arse?
  10. Billy Batts

    Billy Batts Striker

    Well said Pip. Scum, subhuman scum.
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  11. vote quimby

    vote quimby Striker

    Just got back from Seahams. Urgh.
  12. Patch

    Patch Winger

    In a strange cross-over with Wilfy's car woes, there was an story in last night's Echo. The pollis caught a couple of young lads, one drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks. I think they were up in court today.
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  13. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    Charged one and let the other one off?
  14. Wasn’t even arsed about them as a kid. A lad I knew had his face melted off with a firework so just had zero appeal after that.
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  15. The Voice Of Reason

    The Voice Of Reason Striker Staff Member Contributor

    Hate the bastard things me
  16. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Never a fan. Displays are okay but get a bit boring once you've seen two or three. Fireworks at home just seem daft. There's a rocket, there's a rocket, there's a rocket, there's a rocket that's broken the shed window and set fire to the lawnmower.
  17. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    I shut the door on some trick or treaters the other night cause they were too loud. Little pricks
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  18. mcq10

    mcq10 Striker

    We’ve had the fire brigade and police in assemblies all this week telling the more stupid fuckers among our cohort the dangers of fireworks.

    I guarantee the majority of thier parents have spent hundreds of pounds in the things

    Even the video showing the lad who’s hands had been blasted off won’t deter them
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  19. The Voice Of Reason

    The Voice Of Reason Striker Staff Member Contributor

    Sat in the dark till they all pissed off us
    ivanthereasonable likes this.
  20. We used to play 6 a side football near an estate in Stockton and the scruffy little bastards used to fire them at us and run off. Brainless....

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