1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

People who sensibly changed their names

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Icarebecauseyoudo, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. I see Andrew Lincoln's real name is Andrew Clutterbuck

    What a clusterfuck
     
  2. lordy

    lordy Striker

    I used to work with a lad in Liverpool called Jack Venebles, he had previously been called John but changed that for obvious reasons.
     
  3. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Mark James Patrick Kermode was originally Mark James Patrick Fairey. I can see why you might change your surname from Fairey but why change to a mis-spelled toilet? Likewise, Norman Cook was born Quentin Cook. Again, Quentin probably isn't the coolest of names but it's better than Norman.
     
  4. Oof poor fucker.
     
    lordy likes this.
  5. Quentin wot wot, spin another disc would you kind sir wot wot
     
  6. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Cilla White
     
  7. lordy

    lordy Striker

    he was a lot older than the lad in question and no relation whatsoever but was also a scouser so didn't have much choice.
     
  8. Paddy O'Dors

    Paddy O'Dors Striker

    Priscilla White even.
     
  9. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Same person marra.
     
  10. knew a lad who changed his surname to Valentine.

    it was Valenzisi or something before .. no one could ever spell it so he changed his name...
     
  11. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Danbert Nobacon, singer of rock'n'roll titans Chumbawamba, was born Nigel Hunter.
     
  12. Barnacle Boy

    Barnacle Boy Striker

    Bob Monkhouse was born Robert Spunkbungalow
     
  13. HABA87

    HABA87 Central Defender

    River Phoenix and all of the Phoenix family were born Bottom IIRC
     
  14. River Bottom?

    Where did they dredge that up from?
     
  15. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Joaquin Bottom is asking to be spanked. And, I won't speculate about Liberty Bottom.
     
  16. Mantobar

    Mantobar Full Back

    Knew a mr cockhead when i was young un. His Da was going to write him out the will if he changed it apparently. Had to call him mr co head :lol:
     
    lordy likes this.
  17. Wonderbra

    Wonderbra Central Defender

    Zowie Bowie
     
  18. Scimmy

    Scimmy Striker

    I just found out that Roddy Bottum of Faith No more came out as gay. Really. I thought his name was then quite appropriate.
     
  19. EchoMan

    EchoMan Midfield

    Robert Zimmerman
     
  20. JonMc

    JonMc Striker

    According to Moon Unit her brother, Ahmet Zappa changed his name to Rick - but at school the kids started calling him Rick the Prick so he changed it back.
     
    Last edited: Mar 20, 2017

Share This Page