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People who run baby seagulls over

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Dave Herbal, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    They are either psychopaths who need locking up, or they are blind as bats and should have their licenses revoked.
    One fell off our roof yesterday and it managed to last a whole day before someone killed it. It’s not a fast street and it was pretty easy to spot, so fuck knows how someone managed to hit it.
    I’ve just given it a Viking funeral pyre send off.
     
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  2. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    Babelfish translated this post to;

    I’ve just had BBQ seagull.
     
  3. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    It does stink like
     
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  4. Butcher's Coat

    Butcher's Coat Striker

    Karate chop the flying rat in half first Dave:cool:
     
  5. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Keep up the good work killers :cool:

    Posted on here a couple of years back that I watched someone swerve across the road to make sure the little un got flattened. The other seagulls were going off it. Made a right old racket :lol:
     
    Last edited: Jul 12, 2019
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  6. Kevsgreat

    Kevsgreat Striker

    I'm nee fan of the little shits but can't see what's amusing about running them over. Neebody would be laughing about a squashed parakeet.
     
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  7. Falconhoof

    Falconhoof Winger

    I would quite happily make sure I squash em!
     
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  8. sid84763

    sid84763 Midfield

    I hate magpies and not because of them up the road but I do not run them over, down where I live the wood pigeons are constantly killed by *****!!
     
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  9. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    My mate says they wake him up at daft o'clock nesting on his roof, shite all over his car and clothes hanging out and try to attack people in his street. Basically they are ruining peoples lives :lol:
     
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  10. Falconhoof

    Falconhoof Winger

    Hang on a minute.......
    Am I your mate?
     
  11. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    :lol:

    You not got spikes up so they can't nest?
     
  12. EDGE

    EDGE Winger

    Classified as vermin like crows I think.
     
  13. Falconhoof

    Falconhoof Winger

    I'll see you in the Harbour on Sunday. You owe me a pint!

    Yeah of course I have spikes up. Next door who is 12 foot away, doesn't :lol:
     
  14. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Lets just analyse your post what are the main emotional words.

    psychopaths
    locking up
    blind as bats
    licenses revoked
    killed
    Viking
    funeral

    Hope this helps marra.
     
  15. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    They do all that, but the little uns are still cute.
     
  16. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    What are your views on fox hunting marra?
     
  17. Jon Dough

    Jon Dough Goalkeeper

    Just as noisy as seagulls,seen quite a few dead on the roads around west London where they are classed as pests.
     
  18. Daffy

    Daffy Striker

    Rats with wings
    Horrible creatures
     
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  19. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Rats with wings is just a bit of a stupid phrase though isn't it though marra.
     
  20. Daffy

    Daffy Striker

    Possibly
    :lol:
     
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