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Striker
I went for my chiropodist appointment for my ingrown big toenails, my regular lady wasn't who I was seeing but I didn't think it would be too bad.........I was wrong.
The moment she set about my feet she had a glint in her eye and was doing it with gusto, so much that I tensed up and sensed pain incoming.
When she got to my big toes she said "I'm going to try and look under this nail so brace yourself", I looked at her and I immediately thought of Steve Martin in little shop of horrors and just about managed not to swear (I made a few noises, I said "since it's fused to the skin and ingrown into the corner if in doubt cut it out")....she wasn't gentle and I was clenching everything while she said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry'............
I think I'll make sure I see my kinder, gentler lady next time

The moment she set about my feet she had a glint in her eye and was doing it with gusto, so much that I tensed up and sensed pain incoming.
When she got to my big toes she said "I'm going to try and look under this nail so brace yourself", I looked at her and I immediately thought of Steve Martin in little shop of horrors and just about managed not to swear (I made a few noises, I said "since it's fused to the skin and ingrown into the corner if in doubt cut it out")....she wasn't gentle and I was clenching everything while she said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry'............