People calling objects He or She

[I am a reindeer]

Dunno why but both my girls favourite cuddly toys are male (even though one is a pink teddy bear)

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Good... lord

I would never name any of my guitars

A lass called les?

I'm not having it!

Lesley Ash used to be canny until she caught fish pout.

Think my little brother once tried to get away with calling his Les Paul a lass - quickly took the piss of course.

Have you played in a band together?

 

[errant]

Sebastian Vettel names all his cars... i think kate & liz both had their tubs a good seeing too...

2019 - Lina - Ferrari SF90
2018 - Loria - Ferrari SF71H
2017 - Gina - Ferrari SF70-H
2016 - Margherita - Ferrari SF16- H
2015 - Eva - Ferrari SF15-T
2014 - Suzie - Red Bull RB10
2013 - Hungry Heidi - Red Bull RB9
2012 - Abbey - Red Bull RB8
2011 - Kinky Kylie - Red Bull RB7
2010 - Luscious Liz, Randy Mandy - Red Bull RB6
2009 - Kate, Kate’s Dirty Sister - Red Bull RB5
2008 - Julie - Toro Rosso STR3

 

[Iballistic George]

Ships are always referred to as she or her. I've served on many a fine lady

 

[Dark Traveller]

My brother named all his cars girls names....

I think the “taking things a bit to far” bit was when I witnessed him give the dashboard a pat/stroke when the car made it up a steep hill.

It was only the fact that we were on a busy road that stopped me from smacking him on the side of the head!

 

[Albay3037]

My brother named all his cars girls names....

I think the “taking things a bit to far” bit was when I witnessed him give the dashboard a pat/stroke when the car made it up a steep hill.

It was only the fact that we were on a busy road that stopped me from smacking him on the side of the head!

Only right you treat car like a lady, look after her and make sure she’s fed and watered and then she’ll do what you want.

 

[RJs shoes]

A reet wrong 'un

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[chriswallace85]

Lesley Ash used to be canny until she caught fish pout.

Have you played in a band together?

Not with my bro no.