People at Work

[Fetch Fletch]

you don't understand how hard life has become for me man, I can't even tell you to fuck off, or let the fat lass downstairs know how I really feel about her

Hahaha!

He also stinks of undried clothes and takes his shoes off all the time!

 

[Twisted]

Hahaha!

He also stinks of undried clothes and takes his shoes off all the time!

someone shit in me nicker draw man.

I suspect it was you after getting advice off here

 

[Arthur80]

I hate shit like this. People who do stuff at work that is really crazy and other people seem to fall about laughing at them and they look at you for some sort of reaction and I just can't bring myself to laugh, I hate them.

I have no idea what they're looking for from me, maybe a hahahahahaha that's brilliant that mate, just shut up if you've got nothing to say.

Think yourself lucky, I work with a lad who is not only lazy and self indulgent as fuck, he's ignorant and hasn't said a single word to me personally for over 8 months because I got promoted

You're lucky, i wish people at work would stop talking to me

 

[Fetch Fletch]

I have no idea what they're looking for from me, maybe a hahahahahaha that's brilliant that mate, just shut up if you've got nothing to say.

You're lucky, i wish people at work would stop talking to me

I tend to agree today I'm stacked with work as clients all want stuff before bank holiday...and everyone waffling

 

[Keawyeds]

....sent to irritate me I think. Bloke a few feet away from me elbow deep in a big bag of Doritos at 0730 in the morning FFS

Elbow deep? That's either a sack or your colleague has tiny arms. Is he a T-Rex?

 

[Twisted]

I tend to agree today I'm stacked with work as clients all want stuff before bank holiday...and everyone waffling

and yet here you are, f***ing about on the smb all day

 

[Lammy]

I hate shit like this. People who do stuff at work that is really crazy and other people seem to fall about laughing at them and they look at you for some sort of reaction and I just can't bring myself to laugh, I hate them.

COMPLETELY agree with this

 

[girojim]

I have no idea what they're looking for from me, maybe a hahahahahaha that's brilliant that mate, just shut up if you've got nothing to say.

You're lucky, i wish people at work would stop talking to me

There's a bloke at my place does 'funny' voices and laughs at himself. He then looks at me expecting me to laugh. I just cringe and die inside a little each time.

 

[TopCat]

Elbow deep? That's either a sack or your colleague has tiny arms. Is he a T-Rex?

Big bag of Doritos

 

[Fetch Fletch]

and yet here you are, f***ing about on the smb all day

Aye, because I can't concentrate today

 

[CatRyan]

Only a few mins until the sniffer to my right comes in, then an hour later the sniffing crisp cruncher opposite me will be in. Outstanding

I get really put out by people eating apples etc I sit next to a woman who drones on unintelligibly and then eats apples... not as bad as a woman I used to sit next to who specifically liked eating crunchy things noisily... lots of carrots, plums specifically chosen when not ripe etc I wanted to kill her after a few weeks

 

[natinnam]

For the brief times I've worked in a office, I hated it. If full time and was exposed to this stuff, I'd go all "Falling Down".

 

[Howard the Duck]

Hahaha!

He also stinks of undried clothes and takes his shoes off all the time!

The worst f***ing smell for me!! Worse than BO. It's like wet dog.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Is this the PC cover band for them lot who did Land Down Under?

Perhaps they're vegemite flavour doritos

 

[Twisted]

Perhaps they're vegemite flavour doritos

I just smiled

 

[Cockney Mackem]

I just smiled

How about this picture of vegemite to add to the effect?

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[Keawyeds]

I get really put out by people eating apples etc I sit next to a woman who drones on unintelligibly and then eats apples... not as bad as a woman I used to sit next to who specifically liked eating crunchy things noisily... lots of carrots, plums specifically chosen when not ripe etc I wanted to kill her after a few weeks

Inject a plum or apple with something. She'd never know and you could have got away with it

 

[Twisted]

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steady on marra

 

[DaveH]

The worst f***ing smell for me!! Worse than BO. It's like wet dog.

I shared a flat with a lad who never used to take his clothes out the washer, just one thing at a time as he wanted it and stick it on a radiator for an hour before wearing. It would get to a state where I was needing to use the washer for my stuff, so me and the other flat mate took to dumping his washed clothes in a big box in the hall. He dragged it next to the radiator then just peeled off the top item of clothing each day as that was nearly dry anyway,

I have not seen him since the lease ran out on that place, 20 years ago.

 

[Howard the Duck]

I shared a flat with a lad who never used to take his clothes out the washer, just one thing at a time as he wanted it and stick it on a radiator for an hour before wearing. It would get to a state where I was needing to use the washer for my stuff, so me and the other flat mate took to dumping his washed clothes in a big box in the hall. He dragged it next to the radiator then just peeled off the top item of clothing each day as that was nearly dry anyway,

I have not seen him since the lease ran out on that place, 20 years ago.

I was seeing an otherwise lovely lass for a few weeks but she carried that smell all the time. It was a deal breaker for me!