Peas pudding mistaken for semtex

Discussion in 'SMB' started by sima-hebburn, Apr 7, 2015.

  1. sima-hebburn

    sima-hebburn Winger

    he had to have greggs in there also :lol::lol::lol:

    A passenger flying from Newcastle Airport to Gatwick was pulled aside at security after staff thought his pease pudding was Semtex, a plastic explosive.

    The part-time actor was going through customs to board his EasyJet flight, when airport staff discovered he had six £1.80 tubs of the traditional pudding and North East delicacy in his hand luggage.

    The boiled-legume dish was removed from his bags, along with several Greggs pies.
  2. Discopants91

    Discopants91 Striker

    Love the sneering tone of all the Greggs references, stuck up **** of a paper.
  3. Dappa

    Dappa Striker

    Understandable to be fair, I mean I often have ham and semtex sarnies like.
  4. Sebasaurus II

    Sebasaurus II Winger

    Semtex probably tastes better.
  5. "'I love my pease pudding,' he told The Mirror. "

    Sounds leik a big lads fan :lol:

    Aye, explosive taste anarl :p
  6. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Wor man, I was just tryin ta have stayak bayak wimie pease pudn like, y'nar.
    I wasn't gannen ta bler the plane up man. Al a wanted was a wass cuppa scad...
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  7. Burn the heretic!!
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  8. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    shut your mouth
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  9. Sebasaurus II

    Sebasaurus II Winger

    Stop pretending you like pease pudding man, you're a right posh ****.
  10. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    dad brought some down for me at the weekend. in my fridge now.
  11. Roger Senseless

    Roger Senseless Midfield

    Please pudding is similar to semtex like. Just takes an extra hour or so to go off.

    Or is that just me?
  12. Sebasaurus II

    Sebasaurus II Winger

    I brought back a tuppaware full of corned beef pie like. It's my favourite emergency food now.
  13. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    don't forget the bisto
  14. Sebasaurus II

    Sebasaurus II Winger

    Hammond's Chop AND Bisto. And fuck loads of pepper.
  15. errant

    errant Striker

    he was allowed through with his snacks and was simply warned to pack them in hold luggage the next time he was travelling.

    putting them in the hold luggage, isnt that not even more suspicious?
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  16. sima-hebburn

    sima-hebburn Winger

    greggs terrorists :D
  17. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

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  18. sima-hebburn

    sima-hebburn Winger

    Thousands of geordies locked up in guantanamo bay being made to watch them 5 defeats over & over . nooooooooooooooo not defoe's goal again
  19. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Make. This. Happen.
  20. sima-hebburn

    sima-hebburn Winger

    no greggs , just fish & rice cake

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