Paul Hardcastle?

Discussion in 'Gold' started by WheyHey, Mar 25, 2003.

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  1. WheyHey

    WheyHey Striker

    In 2003 premiership seemed just like another season,
    But it wasn't.
    It was different in many ways, as were those who did the playing.
    In 2000 Sunderland finished with a point total of 58
    In 2003 it was 19.
    In ininininin 2003 it was 19.

    (Mark Lawrenceson's voice)
    The shooting and passing in the last two months has been appalling,
    Especially at West Ham

    (Wilko's voice)
    I really wasn't sure what was going on!

    Ninininini Nineteen, 19, Ni-nineteen, 19
    19, 19,19,19

    At Westham the manager stays typically far too long, but at Sunderland he was changed almost everyday
    Nininininininininini 19 ninininini 19

    Thousands of men that watch football at the SOL and went to Westham were arrested since then.
    Their arrest rate is almost twice that of non season ticket holders of the same age.
    There are no accurate figures of how many of these men have been certified.
    But, a supporters magazines study concludes that the greater the fans exposure to watching at the SOL could more likely affect his chances of been taken away by men in white coats.

    This is one legacy of the Stadium of Light bore

    (Peter Reid singing)
    All those that remember the bore,
    They won't forget what they've seen.
    Apathy, by men in their prime.
    And goals only 19.

    Apapapapap Apathy
    BORE, BORE.
    Apapapapap Apathy, BORE, BORE.
    Apapapapap Apathy,
    BORE, BORE.

    After 98-99 season the players travelled around the city in an old open top bus. But after the 2002-2003 season they just fucked off!
    Perhaps the most dramatic difference between 99 and 03 was the end of season, None of the players received a hero's welcome by the city.
    None of them received a heroes welcome, none of them, none of them
    Nenene Nenene None of them, none of them, none of them (etc...)
    None of them received a hero's welcome
    None of them received a hero's welcome

    According to an official supporters club study
    Half of the 2002 to three season ticket holders suffered from what Psychiatrists call Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder.
    Many complain of alienation, rage, or guilt
    Some succumb to suicidal thoughts.
    Eight to ten years after 2000 almost 50 thousand people are still saying what could have been.

    (Eric Gates singing)
    Apapapapap Apathy
    Nininininininininini 19 ninininini 19
    Nininininininininini 19 ninininini 19
    Nininininininininini 19 ninininini 19

    (Supporters Voice on crackling phone line)
    When it was over it was different. Everyone wants to know
    How'd it had happened
    There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
    We did what we had to do
    There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
    People wanted us to be ashamed of what it made us
    Dad had no idea it was gona be shite. He is now
    All we wanted to do was stop up
    All we wanted to do was stop up
    What did we do it for
    All we wanted was stop up
    Was it worth it?
    19 :roll:
     
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  2. Travis

    Travis Striker

    Class mate GOLD
     
  3. Hate to say it but Gold to Mr. Burns!!!!
     
  4. mancmackem

    mancmackem Guest

  5. wtdog

    wtdog Guest

    Superb....but I hope you realise it will now whizz around the net and loads of others will claim to have composed it.
     
  6. WheyHey

    WheyHey Striker

    Aye but by then we might get another goal or even a point. Then again
    :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
     
  7. wtdog

    wtdog Guest

    How about this.....I don't want any more points this season except for April 26th (as if like)
    I want to be well down by the time the skunks come to town.
    I hope we lose against Chelsea, Brum,West Brom and Man Citeh and that Bolton/West ham pick up enough points to finish us off.
     
  8. ALC

    ALC Midfield

    GOLD

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  9. Penshaw Lad

    Penshaw Lad Guest

    Superb!!!! lmfao!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
  10. corkman

    corkman Guest

    gold.


    from tragedy comes comedy. :lol:
     
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