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WheyHey

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In 2003 premiership seemed just like another season,
But it wasn't.
It was different in many ways, as were those who did the playing.
In 2000 Sunderland finished with a point total of 58
In 2003 it was 19.
In ininininin 2003 it was 19.

(Mark Lawrenceson's voice)
The shooting and passing in the last two months has been appalling,
Especially at West Ham

(Wilko's voice)
I really wasn't sure what was going on!

Ninininini Nineteen, 19, Ni-nineteen, 19
19, 19,19,19

At Westham the manager stays typically far too long, but at Sunderland he was changed almost everyday
Nininininininininini 19 ninininini 19

Thousands of men that watch football at the SOL and went to Westham were arrested since then.
Their arrest rate is almost twice that of non season ticket holders of the same age.
There are no accurate figures of how many of these men have been certified.
But, a supporters magazines study concludes that the greater the fans exposure to watching at the SOL could more likely affect his chances of been taken away by men in white coats.

This is one legacy of the Stadium of Light bore

(Peter Reid singing)
All those that remember the bore,
They won't forget what they've seen.
Apathy, by men in their prime.
And goals only 19.

Apapapapap Apathy
BORE, BORE.
Apapapapap Apathy, BORE, BORE.
Apapapapap Apathy,
BORE, BORE.

After 98-99 season the players travelled around the city in an old open top bus. But after the 2002-2003 season they just fucked off!
Perhaps the most dramatic difference between 99 and 03 was the end of season, None of the players received a hero's welcome by the city.
None of them received a heroes welcome, none of them, none of them
Nenene Nenene None of them, none of them, none of them (etc...)
None of them received a hero's welcome
None of them received a hero's welcome

According to an official supporters club study
Half of the 2002 to three season ticket holders suffered from what Psychiatrists call Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder.
Many complain of alienation, rage, or guilt
Some succumb to suicidal thoughts.
Eight to ten years after 2000 almost 50 thousand people are still saying what could have been.

(Eric Gates singing)
Apapapapap Apathy
Nininininininininini 19 ninininini 19
Nininininininininini 19 ninininini 19
Nininininininininini 19 ninininini 19

(Supporters Voice on crackling phone line)
When it was over it was different. Everyone wants to know
How'd it had happened
There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
We did what we had to do
There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
People wanted us to be ashamed of what it made us
Dad had no idea it was gona be shite. He is now
All we wanted to do was stop up
All we wanted to do was stop up
What did we do it for
All we wanted was stop up
Was it worth it?
19 :roll:
 
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wtdog

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Superb....but I hope you realise it will now whizz around the net and loads of others will claim to have composed it.
 

WheyHey

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wtdog said:
Superb....but I hope you realise it will now whizz around the net and loads of others will claim to have composed it.
Aye but by then we might get another goal or even a point. Then again
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
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wtdog

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WheyHey said:
wtdog said:
Superb....but I hope you realise it will now whizz around the net and loads of others will claim to have composed it.
Aye but by then we might get another goal or even a point. Then again
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
How about this.....I don't want any more points this season except for April 26th (as if like)
I want to be well down by the time the skunks come to town.
I hope we lose against Chelsea, Brum,West Brom and Man Citeh and that Bolton/West ham pick up enough points to finish us off.
 
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