Passive aggressive use of smiley emojis in work comms



Gillythedilf

Midfield
@Gillythedilf office workers are the gift that keeps on giving :lol:
Said it before mate and I’ll say it again,they still havnt mentally left school yet.


Wear a school uniform but without the blazer on the pocket✅

sit behind a desk and do as little as possible like a bairn does at school✅


look for the slightest reason to doll off ✅

Call people behind their back and tell the teachers/HR(whatever the fuck that is) if someone says a nasty word ✅
 

PeteFTM

Winger
Said it before mate and I’ll say it again,they still havnt mentally left school yet.


Wear a school uniform but without the blazer on the pocket✅

sit behind a desk and do as little as possible like a bairn does at school✅


look for the slightest reason to doll off ✅

Call people behind their back and tell the teachers/HR(whatever the fuck that is) if someone says a nasty word ✅

Shagging tradesmen’s lasses ✅
 

Gillythedilf

Midfield
Shagging tradesmen’s lasses ✅
Take it from me mate women like a bloke with a bit definition ,big rough hands and a tan who will give them a strangley buck.

The thought of skinny pale puffy blokes with bent spines and skinny fanny hands/ long nails with the wedding ring (😂) makes my skin crawl never mind a damsel clamming for it mate.
I wonder if brickies use hilarious emojis on the site WhatsApp when ordering up more mortar
WhatsApp is for old blokes mate forwarding stupid sketches of Morcame and Wise mate.
 
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Big Jeff

Winger
Take it from me mate women like a bloke with a bit definition ,big rough hands and a tan who will give them a strangley buck.

The thought of skinny pale puffy blokes with bent spines and skinny fanny hands/ long nails with the wedding ring (😂) makes my skin crawl never mind a damsel clamming for it mate.

WhatsApp is for old blokes mate forwarding stupid sketches of Morcame and Wise mate.
What messaging service should I use to send roughly tufty messages to the guys then?
 

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