Parkinson’s Record



Something funny about Parkinson's -

how typical of Connolly to wrest a quixotic, neatly observed gag out of his own misfortune.

He tells us how the actor Ian Holm, who also has Parkinson’s, advised him to put his hand into his pocket should it start to shake too much. Connolly notes how impractical this is, should you find yourself in a public art gallery, innocently perusing the female nudes.

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Billy Connolly’s on stage cracking jokes about cancer and Parkinson’s

Connolly frequently leans on a table on the stage, taking sips from a glass of water. There is a prompt-sheet pinned there but he is still funny as ever despite his obvious frailties.
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Frankel said:
League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0

FA Cup

Gillingham (H) D 1-1
Gillingham (A) L 1-0

League Cup
Oxford (A) D 1-1 Oxford win 4-2 on pens

League Trophy
Leicester Under 21 (H) L 1-2
Scunthorpe (A) L 3-0

A league win percentage of 28.5 percent.
A points average of 1 point per game, equating to 46 if averaged across a season which would leave us relegated.

Losing against an Under 21 side and a team in the division below us with a nearly full strength squad.

Can some one please explain to me why this useless bastard is still in charge.
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League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0
Blackpool (H) D 1-1

League Win percentage: 25%
Average points per game: 1
 
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League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0
Blackpool (H) D 1-1
Bolton (H) D 0-0

League Win percentage: 22.2%
Average points per game: 1
 
Frankel said:
League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0

FA Cup

Gillingham (H) D 1-1
Gillingham (A) L 1-0

League Cup
Oxford (A) D 1-1 Oxford win 4-2 on pens

League Trophy
Leicester Under 21 (H) L 1-2
Scunthorpe (A) L 3-0

A league win percentage of 28.5 percent.
A points average of 1 point per game, equating to 46 if averaged across a season which would leave us relegated.

Losing against an Under 21 side and a team in the division below us with a nearly full strength squad.

Can some one please explain to me why this useless bastard is still in charge.
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No one can
 
From twitter, its embarrassing and likely to get worse yet

The five worst performing permanent managers in Sunderland's 140 year history by win %:

Moyes 18.6% (Prem)
Coleman 17.2% (Champ)
Grayson 16.7% (Champ)
Wilkinson 14.8% (Prem)
Parkinson 14.3% (L1)

Not sure what else to say.
 
moshpit said:
References :cool:
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There were 5 managers linked with the job and Parkinson had the worst career win rate out of all of them, he was described as dull and uninspiring by Bolton fans - what we have was so predictable - what on earth was Donald expecting to happen differently?
Gaz said:
From twitter, embarrassing

The five worst performing permanent managers in Sunderland's 140 year history by win %:

Moyes 18.6% (Prem)
Coleman 17.2% (Champ)
Grayson 16.7% (Champ)
Wilkinson 14.8% (Prem)
Parkinson 14.3% (L1)

Not sure what else to say.
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Additionally Parkinson inherited a team in 6th and has turned them into relegation candidates.
 
Gaz said:
From twitter, its embarrassing and likely to get worse yet

The five worst performing permanent managers in Sunderland's 140 year history by win %:

Moyes 18.6% (Prem)
Coleman 17.2% (Champ)
Grayson 16.7% (Champ)
Wilkinson 14.8% (Prem)
Parkinson 14.3% (L1)

Not sure what else to say.
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What's really bad is how many of them are recent
 
Frankel said:
League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0

FA Cup

Gillingham (H) D 1-1
Gillingham (A) L 1-0

League Cup
Oxford (A) D 1-1 Oxford win 4-2 on pens

League Trophy
Leicester Under 21 (H) L 1-2
Scunthorpe (A) L 3-0

A league win percentage of 28.5 percent.
A points average of 1 point per game, equating to 46 if averaged across a season which would leave us relegated.

Losing against an Under 21 side and a team in the division below us with a nearly full strength squad.

Can some one please explain to me why this useless bastard is still in charge.
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When I think of this situation/scenario at present with the don.

He has just put his head in the sand .

It’s unbelievable . The fanzines have turned their backs on him . The fans want him to go . And we have a manger who is universally detested .

what a mess
 
League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0
Blackpool (H) D 1-1
Bolton (H) D 0-0
Doncaster (A) W 1-2

League Win percentage: 27.27%
Average points per game: 1.1
 
League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0
Blackpool (H) D 1-1
Bolton (H) D 0-0
Doncaster (A) W 1-2
Fleetwood (A) D 1-1

League Win percentage: 27.27%
Average points per game: 1.18
 
Frankel said:
League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0
Blackpool (H) D 1-1
Bolton (H) D 0-0
Doncaster (A) W 1-2
Fleetwood (A) D 1-1

League Win percentage: 27.27%
Average points per game: 1.18
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f***ing atrocious tgat
 
Frankel said:
League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0

FA Cup

Gillingham (H) D 1-1
Gillingham (A) L 1-0

League Cup
Oxford (A) D 1-1 Oxford win 4-2 on pens

League Trophy
Leicester Under 21 (H) L 1-2
Scunthorpe (A) L 3-0

A league win percentage of 28.5 percent.
A points average of 1 point per game, equating to 46 if averaged across a season which would leave us relegated.

Losing against an Under 21 side and a team in the division below us with a nearly full strength squad.

Can some one please explain to me why this useless bastard is still in charge.
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Who knows. Ask Donald.
 
Frankel said:
League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0
Blackpool (H) D 1-1
Bolton (H) D 0-0
Doncaster (A) W 1-2
Fleetwood (A) D 1-1

League Win percentage: 27.27%
Average points per game: 1.18
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Improving slowly but surely
 
Frankel said:
League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0

FA Cup

Gillingham (H) D 1-1
Gillingham (A) L 1-0

League Cup
Oxford (A) D 1-1 Oxford win 4-2 on pens

League Trophy
Leicester Under 21 (H) L 1-2
Scunthorpe (A) L 3-0

A league win percentage of 28.5 percent.
A points average of 1 point per game, equating to 46 if averaged across a season which would leave us relegated.

Losing against an Under 21 side and a team in the division below us with a nearly full strength squad.

Can some one please explain to me why this useless bastard is still in charge.
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C.A.N.T.A.F.F.O.R.D.T.O.
 
Looking at Form:

Last 5 : 14th
Last 10 : 14th
Last 15 : 17th
Last 20 : 12th
Last 25 : 13th

This just shows how the form has declined in recent games, but we are unbeaten in 4 now, so maybe things will start to pick up?
 
League

Wycome (A) L 1-0
Tranmere (H) W 5-0
Shrewsbury (A) L 1-0
Southend (H) W 1-0
Coventry (H) D 1-1
Burton (H) L 1-2
Gillingham (A) L 1-0
Blackpool (H) D 1-1
Bolton (H) D 0-0
Doncaster (A) W 1-2
Fleetwood (A) D 1-1
Lincoln (H) W 3-1

League Win percentage: 33.33%
Average points per game: 1.33
 

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