Ordinary things you see that give you a lot of pleasure.

[Lambchops]

DBTPMW

 

[Mainze]

People tripping over

True

 

[Lord Alfred]

Topless women.
Angry dwarves.

Love dwarves me like. What I don’t get though is that discriminating against them (Dwarfism) is the same as the condition. Bit of an anachronism that Stevie, don’t you think.

 

[wigwams]

Driving instructors driving like a twat cos they're running late for their next lesson

 

[Lord Alfred]

Parakeet is still coming to our back garden. Went missing for two days, mass panic, but returned yesterday

Is that in Washington Stephen? We have a parrot and the missus would be thrilled if that happened.

 

[stephen cartwright]

Is that in Washington Stephen? We have a parrot and the missus would be thrilled if that happened.

Yes

For about two years. He is sky blue, with a red beak.

 

[SAFCDurhamFTM]

I was driving on the outskirts of Murton last week and saw a field full of geese in farmers field, waddling around seemingly happy as owt. That made me smile.
Then I saw a sign at the farm gates which read "Order your Christmas goose"

 

[Lord Alfred]

Yes

For about two years. He is sky blue, with a red beak.

What a treat mate.

A pub I occasionally frequent (Kings Arms in Deptford) lost its African Grey a few months ago...the bugger just flew out of the building and never returned. Our lass was heartbroken thinking it wouldn’t survive being in the wild.

 

[JAZZMANB]

watches lasses arses in tight Pants/jeans/Skirts etc

i often save these memories then pull the end of my tail when i get back to the digs

Surely the ordinary ones are rank ?

 

[becs]

I was driving on the outskirts of Murton last week and saw a field full of geese in farmers field, waddling around seemingly happy as owt. That made me smile.
Then I saw a sign at the farm gates which read "Order your Christmas goose"

Every morning a flock of geese fly in a southerly direction over my house and every evening they fly back in a northerly direction. I've often wondered where they live and what they do all day

 

[Spennymackem1981]

Surely the ordinary ones are rank ?

just like pic and mix mate every now and they you pick one out the bag that's shit but you eat it anyway

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Topless dwarves
Angry women

Every morning a flock of geese fly in a southerly direction over my house and every evening they fly back in a northerly direction. I've often wondered where they live and what they do all day

Alreet Wilko?

 

[becs]

Alreet Wilko?

That's the best shop for the bird feed. Always buy it from there.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

That's the best shop for the bird feed. Always buy it from there.

My bird likes a good feed at Taybarns.

 

[StripedPaddy]

A nice buttery log wallowing in the S bend when one stands up and observes, hoop dry as a ginger nut biscuit.

 

[Macho]

Shite
One wipe
Done....

Never got that one wipe thing. Surely you need to hoy a 2nd one over to make sure??

 

[Lukas73]

Never got that one wipe thing. Surely you need to hoy a 2nd one over to make sure??

When you know, you know....

 

[Macho]

When you know, you know....

Got the hallmarks of a sore arse and ginger butterflies.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Never got that one wipe thing. Surely you need to hoy a 2nd one over to make sure??

Fast drivers always leave skid marks and often have accidents.

 

[Lord Alfred]

My bird likes a good feed.

They all do ultimately.