I think whatever comes out my shoot the day will melt a plastic bucket unfortunately.
I’m the same this morning after a heavy night on the M&S Jalapeño crisps. Feel like I’ve had a colonic after emptying myself.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
I think whatever comes out my shoot the day will melt a plastic bucket unfortunately.
She was snoring her crust off Lastneet more chance of me putting her in a headlock than out elseSugary drinks
Salty food
Paracetamol
Quick shag or wank depending on your domestic situation
Any advice is greatly appreciated
Bet a can take more cowies than you thoThe OP sounds like a lightweight.
I’m trying but the thought of swapping my crocs for my work boots makes me want to cry
9 pints or whatever it was probably wasn’t a good idea on a school neet. Grafting outside til 4:30, say a prayer for raker
Any advice is greatly appreciated
What ya done like?Jobs fucked am away yem, wallop.
Gan to the pub man, ya lightweight.Jobs fucked am away yem, wallop.
Fuck all, literally. Working on a Guesthouse type thing, guests usually out all day exploring the delights of Seaham but they’ve got a last min booking. When we’ve spoke to them 3 of them are working from home and their up for a funereal. Game owa.What ya done like?
Pub lunch. Couple of pear ciders. Afternoon Kip and you’ll be reet for the match.Fuck all, literally. Working on a Guesthouse type thing, guests usually out all day exploring the delights of Seaham but they’ve got a last min booking. When we’ve spoke to them 3 of them are working from home and their up for a funereal. Game owa.
Our lass has got me a fry up on the gan whilst I’m perched on the couch, I feel like @Gillythedilf. Nee drink unfortunately, I could definitely sink a few but I’m at the match Saturday I’ll hold off til then.Pub lunch. Couple of pear ciders. Afternoon Kip and you’ll be reet for the match.
Get yourself a mender at lunch time
Pub lunch. Couple of pear ciders. Afternoon Kip and you’ll be reet for the match.
Listen to these bad influences man. @Raker, be like Uncle Longy & be all sensible man. You were silly last night, let’s not do it again.Gan to the pub man, ya lightweight.