Office/work based things that make you NOT want to get up in the morning.

[Epping]

My mate goes out the piss after work and puts his entire bar tab through as entertaining clients.

Playing with fire... And if you get done you get done hard.. they take everything even the legit claims as dodgy and have you over the coals.

I'm contracting through a limited company and I don't claim any food allowances...

 

[Frijj]

What’s the meal allowance in the nick?

 

[monkeytassle]

What’s the meal allowance in the nick?

Not tax off settable

 

[MackneyHackem]

In most regulated industries the client will also have to declare the entertainment. If he is audited there'll be a debit and no credit. Just not worth it.

I honestly don’t know what any of that means.

 

[Lukas73]

working with my bosses family who get paid to essentially do fuck all, but tell everyone who'll listen they're busy.

 

[Epping]

I honestly don’t know what any of that means.

Means he will be well out of pocket come the day.. remember they can go back years.

 

[monkeytassle]

I honestly don’t know what any of that means.

If he is audited there'll be a trail his side and nobody else's. He could get whatever client he's naming in trouble too.

 

[jacko100]

people stealing @HellsBells milk

 

[MackneyHackem]

Means he will be well out of pocket come the day.. remember they can go back years.

I've expensed every penny spent in Amsterdam. I was there for work, therefore work expenses. Entertaining clients in the Bulldog cafe and that.

 

[Epping]

I've expensed every penny spent in Amsterdam. I was there for work, therefore work expenses. Entertaining clients in the Bulldog cafe and that.

Hotel, travel and sustanence.. couple fi beers with a meal but never your night out
Receipts for everything I hope

 

[MackneyHackem]

Hotel, travel and sustanence.. couple fi beers with a meal but never your night out

The client was me iirc.

 

[BigPete]

Ltd company. And yes.

Outside IR35?

 

[MackneyHackem]

Outside IR35?

Dinnar. I provide a specialised service for specific projects.

 

[BigPete]

I've expensed every penny spent in Amsterdam. I was there for work, therefore work expenses. Entertaining clients in the Bulldog cafe and that.

Tbf I took my lass to Miller and Carter claimed it as an expense

Dinnar.

That makes a massive difference mind you wana find out mate

 

[Cockney Mackem]

A project that may fall because the Finance department doesn't think cost allocation or paying invoices is their job. A project, needless to say, for which the head of finance is responsible

 

[MackneyHackem]

Tbf I took my lass to Miller and Carter claimed it as an expense

There ya gan.

 

[BigPete]

There ya gan.

Kept receipt put it down as entertainment

 

[MackneyHackem]

Kept receipt put it down as entertainment

Exactly. No different to what I'm on about.

 

[BigPete]

In most regulated industries the client will also have to declare the entertainment. If he is audited there'll be a debit and no credit. Just not worth it.

Aye I dont go that far as dknt want an audit but bits now and again.

All my expenses are legit tbh apart from odd meal here and there as entertainment.
Will be hitting my 10k miles at 45p a mile as well to get back in dividends

I've expensed every penny spent in Amsterdam. I was there for work, therefore work expenses. Entertaining clients in the Bulldog cafe and that.

You wana becareful with that like mate.

That 100% wouldn't count a cannabis cafe in Amsterdam.

If you do get an audit and you are putting through loads of daft stuff it could come back to bite you on the arse.

 

[woollyback]

Miserable bastards who twist about anything and everything whilst doing next fuck all and not looking for a different job even though they say they are going to.
It's actually not a bad place to work other than that.