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Going next May on a stag do with 35 people. It's going to be horrific.
Bet its f***ing brilliant.
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Going next May on a stag do with 35 people. It's going to be horrific.
Stay here then.
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There's a good chunk of people who are decent hard working but feel a bit intimated by posh resorts/hotels/dining etc and I suppose Beni is very inclusive .Its also canny posh in places and very popular with lots of Spaniards .
Where do you hire the Segways and costumes.I go every year, just been this July, Iโve come to the conclusion Iโm too old for the fucker now, standing in a boozer on a Saturday night and thereโs a couple on Segways dressed as Star Wars characters, sheโs sucking him off, then he humps her thereโs plenty of pubs off the main strip if you just want a quiet drink
Itโs the Spaniards version or Blackpool
Agree. Pound for pound its top value. Flight times are usually superb and there are some great hotels in Beni too without having to venture too close to the New Town.Had family holidays there, last one three years ago. Just got to gravitate to the old town / Poniente side or the likes of Gemelos 22/26 up the Rincon end, which cater more for families.
Another of the never been but knock it brigade.....Always thought it looks shite - I will never go.
Another of the never been but knock it brigade.....
Most overrated place on earth
Because cruise ships can't, maybe?Unfortunately cruises donโt stop there for some reason
Because cruise ships can't, maybe?
Unfortunately cruises donโt stop there for some reason
Jimmy bright was very good back in June...f***ing loves himself like, I must have been more pissed than I thought, I believed he was scouse..It's great if you visit the right part. If the new town isn't your thing, (it's not mine), then it is hell. If you like quaint and Spanish, there are loads of side streets in the "real" old town that are lovely. The surrounding areas, (Albir and Altea) are beautiful and are a โฌ1.50 bus ride and a world away.
Too many people go to the new town and think that that's all Beni has to offer.
StickyStar is all over the new town. You'll see her posters everywhere. If that's your thing then the sex on segway show is also a must, as well as the dwarf sex show.
There are some great tribute acts here, depending on your musical tastes. Benidorm Tom (Jones) is legendary. He's on at Talk Of The Coast nightly at 9pm, followed by a Manc comedian called Jimmy Bright.
I can be seen all over town doing various shows but I wouldn't recommend any of them.
Enjoy.