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I notice that you didn't answer the question. I might have that 'attitude' if I know the answer.If you go with that attitude you will absolutely hate it
1000s of them,but Glasgow folks are Now seen as the creme creme De la creme of tourists compared to the English brexiteer turkeysAre there any decent people there though or are they all the dregs of Newcastle, Liverpool and Glasgow?
I’m a remainer always have been cos I’m not a gonkIam amazed a true brexiteer like Yourself even got out of ponteland,try Redcar next time
Thousands of families go every year,there's water parks and terra mittica etc ,a great beach and great hotels .The mad strip is a few hundred yards of a massive resortIt's a laugh. You wouldn't take your family there for a holiday I don't think, but for you and your mates it's just a good laugh. Decent enough bars, lovely beach. Free shots for just walking in some of the bars, loads of tribute acts, loads of acts to give you a laugh. Certainly worth going.
Went in July this year for the 3rd time. This is the only time I remember most of it. The other times I've been mostly paralytic.Me and the lass (no) just booked for 4 days next week for a little cheap piss up break.
Whos been before and whats the best stories yous have....surely there must be a few
(also if anyone has been, any recommendations?)
Altea is great, we saw the dwarf show in Chaplins wtfIt's great if you visit the right part. If the new town isn't your thing, (it's not mine), then it is hell. If you like quaint and Spanish, there are loads of side streets in the "real" old town that are lovely. The surrounding areas, (Albir and Altea) are beautiful and are a €1.50 bus ride and a world away.
Too many people go to the new town and think that that's all Beni has to offer.
StickyStar is all over the new town. You'll see her posters everywhere. If that's your thing then the sex on segway show is also a must, as well as the dwarf sex show.
There are some great tribute acts here, depending on your musical tastes. Benidorm Tom (Jones) is legendary. He's on at Talk Of The Coast nightly at 9pm, followed by a Manc comedian called Jimmy Bright.
I can be seen all over town doing various shows but I wouldn't recommend any of them.
Enjoy.
There's a good chunk of people who are decent hard working but feel a bit intimated by posh resorts/hotels/dining etc and I suppose Beni is very inclusive .Its also canny posh in places and very popular with lots of Spaniards .Are there any decent people there though or are they all the dregs of Newcastle, Liverpool and Glasgow?
Love loads of food me likeBeni is very inclusive .
Do they have little charlies?the dwarf show in Chaplins
Dinar but the lass enjoyed it.Love loads of food me like
Do they have little charlies?
daft lads strip it isWent in July this year for the 3rd time. This is the only time I remember most of it. The other times I've been mostly paralytic.
With your lass I'd stay away from the daft lads strip and head to the seafront and old town. Unless you want to see strippers, 16 year olds puking, birds dancing with boobies out and grown adults engaging in sexy times in the street
Altea is great, we saw the dwarf show in Chaplins wtf
ThisThere's a good chunk of people who are decent hard working but feel a bit intimated by posh resorts/hotels/dining etc and I suppose Beni is very inclusive .Its also canny posh in places and very popular with lots of Spaniards .
Me and the lass (no) just booked for 4 days next week for a little cheap piss up break.
Whos been before and whats the best stories yous have....surely there must be a few
(also if anyone has been, any recommendations?)
Couldn't have said it any better , there is something for everyone. Lots and lots of Spaniards on a weekendThere's a good chunk of people who are decent hard working but feel a bit intimated by posh resorts/hotels/dining etc and I suppose Beni is very inclusive .Its also canny posh in places and very popular with lots of Spaniards .
daft lads strip it is
Both sound good to me. Are you still impersonating Mrs. Slowcombe?As you're a rocker, incidentally, if you go to the Lavante beach, up your end, there's Heartbreak bar that has a fantastic ACDC tribute on a couple of nights a week. Well worth seeing. There's A Pink Floyd tribute too but I haven't seen them cos I'd rather gouge out my eyes than listen to that shite.
Both sound good to me. Are you still impersonating Mrs. Slowcombe?
Sounds good mate - I will get out there sometime at least for a weekend.The Western Saloon, on the main street have some great light rock acts on. Chris Chronos is a cracking fella and particularly good.
If you catch him, ask him to do Sound Of Silence. Frighteningly good. Tell him Cameron told you to ask him.
Something like that.
In seriousness, I do an 80's show, a tribute to the music of Vince Clarke, a comedy/vocal show and a Robbie tribute.
Better than working for a living, marra.
Saga cruise ships....Where is best place to pick up grannies?
2 people going for 4 days isn't going to matter much,a family of 4/5/6 going for 10-14 days it does,and this is now the 4th summer since the turkeys voted,easily an extra £1000 -£1500