ODI World Cup

[mackembhoy]

Willey doesn't have a contract. Only player in the squad without one.

He should have always been a better Batsman for England than he has been.

Commeth the hour commeth the man. Hawayyyyyyy

 

[Scotty 1978]

156 all out, need a few quick wickets
Lost 10 for 111

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Well what an absolute embarrassment that is, the lowest all out total on that ground, England record breakers again.

 

[SAFC11]

Embarrassing

 

[PeteFTM]

Get Mott Bassett sacked in the tunnel after the game. Shithouse.

 

[radjee gadjee]

Well we are certainly setting some records in this world cup. Lowest ever total in a world cup game vs Sri Lanka.

Well done lads. I hope you are proud

 

[Dexter]

Good score on a difficult batting track against top quality bowlers that.

 

[Durham-Mackem41]

9/1 for an England

Unbelievable this score mind, did not think it was possible to be any worse and then this.

Never had chance with been at work, till 5 minutes ago to check the score and just can’t believe it, terrible.

The players themselves and the team we have put out today are clearly good players, so what the fuck has been going on!!

Previously class players just playing soo soo bad, like a poster said earlier would not be surprised if something came out later.

As these performances too bad to be true

Older, disinterested poor coach and worse captain and they have been rewarded with contracts.

 

[Keith S30S]

Wide straight into the keeper hands, oh I might pinch a single here...

Deary me.

 

[Boo]

Okay, so who is going to motivate that bunch of flat creeps in the dressing room? Somehow, they have to believe that they have a chance.

 

[psr]

Breaking news...England pack their bags ready to come home.

 

[radjee gadjee]

Good score on a difficult batting track against top quality bowlers that.

 

[Nasser Butt-Head]

We seem to have thought a squad could just rock up and play a format of cricket not many of the players have played for a while.

In hindsight, it would have been better just to send the test team out there.

 

[Bears Beets]

A shit show from when Root ran himself out

 

[mackembhoy]

It's not Mark Woods fault.

But that just sums up how embarrassing they've been.

Got 17 overs left with a bloke who I've seen smash massive tons in white ball cricket opening the bat.

Yet he does that.

Don't even f***ing bother coming out to bowl you absolute cowards.

 

[Boo]

Anyone seen a team win from this position? Looking for a touch of hope here.

 

[Jack Torrance]

A shit show from when Root ran himself out

Or Malan nicking off to a 60mph bowler. He was the only one who looked decent

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Okay, so who is going to motivate that bunch of flat creeps in the dressing room? Somehow, they have to believe that they have a chance.

If they bowl with the same enthusiasm as they batted, Sri Lanka should wrap it up in 20 overs

 

[EchoMan]

Breaking news...England pack their bags ready to come home.

Probably miss the f***ing bags

 

[Durham-Mackem41]

Can’t wait for Woakes to send down 3 overs going at over 10 per over