Fred Basset
Winger
Morning mate. 14 and 9. Mrs drives it, but we normally make a big thing of Halloween. Can't do it this year and that is a shame. I promise that I will not take over the pumpkin carving and will let them do it, might have slipped on that one last year.Enjoy Fred, how old are your bairns, I remember when Halloween was a big thing with mine but at 18 and 16 all I ever get is grunts and rolling of eyes, they’re good lads and will come back eventually but I miss my little boys.
Last year was good fun, but confirmed that we are a family of dysfunctional dipshits. There is a clue in the title of pumpkin farm. It is going to be muddy. I felt inadequate as I watched the far from dysfunctional dipshit families change out of their wellies, put them into carrier bags (paper ones as well) and then tuck into a vegan packed lunch. We, on the other hand, were covered in mud, the mrs had fallen over in the maze and we resembled something that had only, through sheer luck, just evolved from a swamp. Not this year. I've had the signage replaced on the car; it now says Tofu School of Motoring. We have the carrier bags (approved by Greta) and a sushi packed lunch. We will be beautiful.