Wakey ftm in Sussex
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I’ve just been outside to collect more toms & a few raspberries. I’ll have you know I’ve only cut misell twiceWas about to say this has got Wakey written all over it![]()
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I’ve just been outside to collect more toms & a few raspberries. I’ll have you know I’ve only cut misell twiceWas about to say this has got Wakey written all over it![]()
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Morning Cloughy. That’s shite mate. Hope you get sorted out.Ah'll seh, Ah seh, Ah'll seh, good aft ter ye, bawy, in hadvance.
Me morn's garn well. Spent hours on phone ter bank: debit card being rejected online despite adequate funds in bank. Bank say it's merchants, merchants say it's bank. Meantime, I'm stymied.
Then I get an email from Hammerson, saying their driver just handed me £100 worth of gear that was due to harrive the morra, which is hutter orlix. Checked houtside, nowt there, nee delivery note left, nowt. Hon ter Hammerson, further henkwiries reveal it wasn't handed ter me but ter me wife. I politely pointed out that unless she could travel through time, that was a physical himpossibility as she's been working in the ozzy since hearly doors. Some dishonest fucker appears to hev taken it in narn full well it's not theirs. Either that or the driver's on the fiddle. Either way, I abhor dishonesty. A canny lass from Jamaica's garna ring me back on Sarrada haft. Appy days!
Today's sawng:
Enjoy yasels. Ye gorra laff. Stay patient....
PS Standard half bockle of spirit is 35cl....
Afternoon bonzoMorning Hank, morning everyone,
Just the later Liverpool game for me, Fulham are terrible to watch.
Going for a No1 now.
Enjoy your day everyone and stay safe.
No1 that's a haircut by the way![]()
FK Sarajevo v CelticBrentford v Fulham
Carabao Cup Fourth Round
17:30
Sky Sports Football / Sky Sports Main Event
Sevilla v Levante
La Liga
18:00
LaLigaTV
Man City Women v Arsenal Women
Women's FA Cup Semi-Final
19:15
BBC Two / BBC iPlayer
Liverpool v Arsenal
Carabao Cup Fourth Round
19:45
Sky Sports Football / Sky Sports Main Event / Sky Sports Ultra HD
Tottenham Hotspur v Maccabi Haifa
UEFA Europa League Play-Off Round
20:00
Premier Sports 1
Celta Vigo v Barcelona
La Liga
20:30
LaLigaTV
Fulham & spurs for me
Morning Wakey and thank you.Morning MM
Congrats on pissing our Septemberleague
Have sent you the gigs in Rhodes info
avvegudden![]()
I’ve telt Ben & he says thank you.Morning Wakey and thank you.
told everyone my mates over there now, he will be going to see him at the weekend
Afternoon @Dilligaf60
Arternoon @Rip Van Fish
Arternoon @Spam Javelin
Arternoon @Scorefrom a throw in
Afternoon mateAfternoon all
FK Sarajevo v Celtic
UEFA Europa League Play-Off Round
19:00
Pass to Paradise
@hank williams
you got your pass to paradise Hank lad?
Afternoon ShankyAfternoon all
My neighbor never paid the bill for getting rid of his ghost, he is now being repossessedI've got celtic tv bound to be on there
That’s £60 or $60 a litre, not a good deal Hank marra.
That’s £60 or $60 a litre, not a good deal Hank marra.
Sainsburys click and collect was £20 a litre, you can usually get decent deals if you shop around the supermarkets.
Morning Hank and all from Manila, Philippines.
Working today so no beer or football today.
2426 new cases in Philippines yesterday (311k altogether), 887 in Manila. 526 recoveries and 58 deaths 5500 altogether).
Stay safe everyone.
Lockdown heading yr way Hanky?It was £6.00 for 100ml not a litre I'd still be comatosed if I'd supped a litre of JD![]()
Lockdown heading yr way Hanky?
I know, what I’m saying is at £6 for 100ml it’s expensive, it works out at £60 per litre.It was £6.00 for 100ml not a litre I'd still be comatosed if I'd supped a litre of JD![]()
I know, what I’m saying is at £6 for 100ml it’s expensive, it works out at £60 per litre.
@Dilligaf60
Cheers, me owld marrasitoligist. Trivial in the scheme of things, but a test of patience nonetheless, ha, ha.Morning Cloughy. That’s shite mate. Hope you get sorted out.