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Historic adviser to Cheryl Cole, what the hell is that?
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Historic adviser to Cheryl Cole, what the hell is that?
Going by her love life, employability in America and her criminal record he’s done a cracking jobHistoric adviser to Cheryl Cole, what the hell is that?
He is an historian. He wrote a book called The Northumbrians about the northeast. It's a canny enough read although he does suggest within it that American Hillbillies are all direct descendants from settlers from Sunderland, and this accounts for why they are such bumpkinny weirdos - the cheeky twat. He is also a mag bellend. Another right on posh Geordie who is happy to take blood money without a second glance.Historic adviser to Cheryl Cole, what the hell is that?
But what is he advising Cheryl Cole on, is he her history teacher? Maybe it's just tongue in cheek, it sounds totally random.He is an historian. He wrote a book called The Northumbrians about the northeast. It's a canny enough read although he does suggest within it that American Hillbillies are all direct descendants from settlers from Sunderland, and this accounts for why they are such bumpkinny weirdos - the cheeky twat. He is also a mag bellend. Another right on posh Geordie who is happy to take blood money without a second glance.
It’s as if Neil Oliver wasn’t annoying enough, so they made him a magHe is an historian. He wrote a book called The Northumbrians about the northeast. It's a canny enough read although he does suggest within it that American Hillbillies are all direct descendants from settlers from Sunderland, and this accounts for why they are such bumpkinny weirdos - the cheeky twat. He is also a mag bellend. Another right on posh Geordie who is happy to take blood money without a second glance.
He appears to think grown ups sitting about in a 'pub' (it's akin to a school dinner hall) sipping vastly over priced beer in an airport in skunk tops is a brilliant thing.He is an historian. He wrote a book called The Northumbrians about the northeast. It's a canny enough read although he does suggest within it that American Hillbillies are all direct descendants from settlers from Sunderland, and this accounts for why they are such bumpkinny weirdos - the cheeky twat. He is also a mag bellend. Another right on posh Geordie who is happy to take blood money without a second glance.
They're the skintest clurb in tha wurld.Was away yesterday but I’m hearing the mags are skint is that true?![]()
He probably meet her once and is now claiming a permanent connection. This Geordie obsession of claiming validation through association to people and places. It's a badge of Geordieness.But what is he advising Cheryl Cole on, is he her history teacher? Maybe it's just tongue in cheek, it sounds totally random.
Wah the richest clurb in the wurld
Gannin well eh Lads?
How much?!?!?!
Gannin well eh Lads?
Don’t know the ins and outs enough to comment on the wider position but with the kit deal I’m not so sure that premier league/championship makes a difference.Stagnant in the financial sense. No activity, no investment, no deals, no graft put into the commercial side basically. He was happy to scrape survival spending the bare minimum to survive while having free advertising for Sports Direct. Compare and contrast the revenue of SD and NUFC over the time Big Mike had his greasy mits on the club. I'm sure as shit SD couldn't be described as stagnant. It grew, great news for MA, not so great for Newcastle.
If we'd not have been capable of the same growth as Spurs, surely we'd be capable of more than £500k in 14 years during a commercial boom? Doesn't even cover inflation.
Stuff like the Puma kit deal beggars belief. We signed a deal in the championship and went on to renegotiate it once it expired for the same price when we were in the premier league. What went on there? We're worth more as a premier league club than as a championship club, Shirley?
I dunno. Seems pretty obvious to me Ashley was out of his depth and out for himself. A bad combo for the owner of a football club. We were lucky as fuck to get back into the premier league at the first time of asking, not once but twice! And again we were lucky that we only went down twice in his tenure. Fuck knows how Bruce didn't get us relegated, genuinely baffling considering the "football" we were playing. Wouldn't wish Ashley on my worst enemy, although I'd be interested to see what happens at his next club.
Speaking of Bruce, I know your lot will send him my regards next season. That's if he's still robbing a living when you play them of course
They have no players good enough for us
It’s a joy to watchNewcastle fans fuming at the transfer fees being asked by the selling clubs whilst signing "we're the richest club in the world"
Isn't it ironic don't ya think![]()
They’ll be paying £40 million for the likes of Almiron before this window closes.
Gannin well eh Lads?
Gannin well eh Lads?