Nuclear Armageddon - Would we be told?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Chizno1, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. the veteran

    the veteran Central Defender

    Apparently The 1st one would hit newcastle, for maximum wind effect the blast zone would cover the rest of the coast and so far out too me dingy on standby and our lass on the rowing machine in training, but I know I'll still have to do it mesell
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  2. I’d hoy pornhub on, and time my vinegar with detonation, most explosive wank known to mankind.
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  3. the veteran

    the veteran Central Defender

  4. It always has to be about the Skunks...
  5. the veteran

    the veteran Central Defender

    At least they'll get to come 1st for a change:lol:
  6. Kent_Mackem

    Kent_Mackem Striker

    Good luck with that :)
  7. Would you rather be oblivious and get obliterated without warning, but not get to see and spend your last moments with loved ones, or be with your family in abject terror?

    It would have to be the latter. But it would be absolute rubbish
  8. Kent_Mackem

    Kent_Mackem Striker

    100% first one for me
  9. daveydavey

    daveydavey Striker

    I'd like to know, I'm largely at peace with the idea of dying even at the age of 30...although of course I'd rather it in due time. I would take the chance to embrace the experience so much as I could. Tranquility in the chaos.

    That channel 4 news bulletin on page 1 was quite daunting...I think if I saw that I'd assume the broadcaster had been hacked more than trust there was an imminent attack.
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  10. Thank Donald.
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  11. Big Dave 53

    Big Dave 53 Winger

    Hope so - I would need to film it for you tube ;)
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  12. bonsai

    bonsai Midfield Lost Magpie

  13. ravydavygravy

    ravydavygravy Striker

    I would run down the beach, jump in the watta and duck when the blast comes.

    Piece of piss man.
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  14. Maxnormal

    Maxnormal Midfield

    Didn’t think they went in the North Sea as not deep enough? Subs on both sides are the real reasons why nee fucker starts owt I reckon.
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  16. bonsai

    bonsai Midfield Lost Magpie

    Just checked and it's average depth is 95m, didn't know that.
  17. Fred Basset

    Fred Basset Central Defender

    Aye, the kids would still want their telly on.
  18. Teed

    Teed Striker

    Will never happen, there's no need for those weapons now, the new stuff makes nukes as redundant as slingshots.

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