Nuclear Armageddon - Would we be told?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Chizno1, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. Yankee Mackem

    Yankee Mackem Winger

    I'm going to be told whether I like it or not when Byker explodes and I spend the rest of my life persued by zombi-like toxic mutants who spend their life in hoards clawing and groaning at shop windows.

  2. I'm sure it happened in Hawaii recently, people got a message on their phones, revoked 20 minutes later
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin Central Defender

    If all the local army lads get recalled to the barracks from the Tesco across the road I'll worry. If you're looking for half the British army - this time of day they'll all be by the sandwich meal deal chiller cabinet.
  4. Dubai Si

    Dubai Si Midfield

    Yes, so I can get stuck into the booze collection.
  5. It depends. It might be useful to know (if you could) that you were on the edge of the blast radius and if you had time to get a couple of miles further you might escape with a really fuckoff tan.
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  6. SAFCOldie

    SAFCOldie Striker

    Indeed USA, Canada & New Zealand have been testing 'text warnings' to every mobile these last few weeks !
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  7. ajthemackem

    ajthemackem Striker

    Just give everyone a 30 minute warning so we can all get to the pub. That's all I ask.
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  8. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    It would be breaking news.
  9. bigmarlon

    bigmarlon Midfield

    Nuclear war will never happen in our lifetime. Rhetoric aside, there isn't enough animosty to warrant launching a nuke. The only fuckers mad enough to drop one were America, and even they know now the moment they press that red button they're signing their own death warrant.

    We can kill enough of ourselves with conventional bombs, nukes aren't necessary.

    Besides, it's the solar flares you wanna worry about. If a flare knocks out the national grid we're fucked.
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  10. Kenna

    Kenna Striker

    The US recently tested their nuclear alert system built into phones, I imagine we have something similar.
  11. Kent_Mackem

    Kent_Mackem Striker

    That's all assuming it would start intentionally.....

    I'd be travelling towards the centre. Absolutely no way I would want to be around in a post-nuke nightmare.
  12. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    I'd throw stones at it.
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  13. Mr Redknapp

    Mr Redknapp Striker

    This place will out-live all of us :eek:
  14. Old Prestonian

    Old Prestonian Striker

    In Hawaii, they received a text telling them they would die in 38 minutes. I'd rather not know.
  15. MSC

    MSC Winger

    Nobody knows how bad it would be afterwards. It would actually be a great challenge attempting to rebuild civilization for a better future so that it would never happen again. Imo.
  16. dcl0sc

    dcl0sc Striker

    Would guarantee BREXIT! Though I’m sure May would still find a way to fuck that up!
  17. the veteran

    the veteran Central Defender

    In quick time pen pencil probably
  18. No mobile phone signal? So there is an upside to nuclear Armageddon.
  19. MSC

    MSC Winger

    A reset might be beneficial long term tbh.
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