November 25th live footy on tv


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Aye, obsidian. The stash with the cash is in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true....
My father he shouted, "he needs to be clouted / His teeth on a wreath I'll hand him!" / My mother she cried, as she rushed to my side / "You're a brute and you don't understand him!" / So they sent for a witch with a terrible twitch / To ask how my future impressed her / She took one look at me / And cried, "He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, *HE*! / What else could he be but a jester?" / A jester? A jester? A funny idea, a jester / No butcher, no baker, no candlestick maker / And me with the look of a fine undertaker / Impressed her as a jester? / But where was I to learn any comical turn? / It was not in a book on a shelf / No teacher to take me, to mould me and make me / A merry man, fool or an elf / But I'm proud to recall that in no time at all / with no other recourses but my own resources / with firm application and determination/ I made a fool of myself!
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Evening Rip.
 
Re the sad death of Diego Maradona: My favourite moment of his was when he was manager of Argentina & he did a belly slide in the pissing rain after they beat Peru, to qualify for the WC finals.


I'd been watching that match on telly, as M stood, impassive in the deluge, soaked & doubtless coked ter the skin...he was, at his best, an exceptionally fine player & a one-off human being.
 
See if ya can find LGG singing whilst playing a piano in a London jazz club (700/Ronnie Scotts) , very good. Seen t’other as well, not impressed.
She is an exceptional singer. Just wadnt touch her with Hanks. I’m sure she’ll be devastated anarl 😂😂😂
Maradonna couldn’t hold a note to save her life. Unless it was a pund one.
I loved it (am I Keegan?) that time when Guy Rich Tea took Madonna ter see Bernard Manning's live show. They arrived late (schoolboy error), she decked out in tweeds, the full country look. Manning says: "Who the fuck do you think you are, Lester f***ing Piggott's mother?"
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