Novelty accelerants for starting garden fires while drunk

[Dave Herbal]

Currently using Toluene. Gans like the clappers and reduces even thick piles of sensitive papers to ash. Best one I ever tried was Ligroin. Blew the entire contents of the brazier into the air.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Currently using Toluene. Gans like the clappers and reduces even thick piles of sensitive papers to ash. Best one I ever tried was Ligroin. Blew the entire contents of the brazier into the air.

Luv it.
Acetone gans up canny too!

 

[Dave Herbal]

Luv it.
Acetone gans up canny too!

My shed is like a an arsonists dream.

BBQ lighting fluid is shit mind.

Next up: n-pentane

 

[Ramshanker]

It's all shits and giggles, until you burn your face off

 

[muggboots]

It's all shits and giggles, until you burn your face off

Years ago my mate was seeing a lass from Chicago. We all went camping and stopped in a field beside Coniston. It had been raining for nearly 3 months non-stop. His bird took issue with our Molotov style of barbecue lighting and said (nasally') 'what you doing, you'll set the grass on fire'. I honestly wish you could bottle the looks she got.

 

[joemcdokes]

This the joys of being skint?