North Korea says war with the U.S. is inevitable

[Mary Hinge]

Let's not bother spending on defence then.

Naaaa Koneheed's away and we need 2 fullbacks......

 

[CharlieCappa]

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[StiflerPG]

Can he just not recognise Pyongyang as the capital of NK anymore and declare somewhere like Dayton, Ohio as the new capital.

Seems to work for Isreal.

Or even better, can we just not recogise Donald Trump as POTUS and declare Stoke-On-Trent as the new capitol of the US. Declare Stokes favourite son, Robbie Williams as POTUS?

 

[lenshack]

The Koreans are coming there’s ganna be War,

They’re throwing black puddings at our back door.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Yeah, bit of a boom business for sewerage companies treating sludge then selling it as fertiliser. It stinks like, there’s supposed to be strict controls about odour removement but every now and then you get a whiff of it from the fields, one of those smells that clings to everything.

They also have to time the spreading to when rain is due to minimise the odour.

 

[Cowvahlo]

They also have to time the spreading to when rain is due to minimise the odour.

And they’re not allowed to let the pile sit there for too long either...who knew there was so much involved in spreading human shit!

 

[Keawyeds]

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