Non alcoholic booze.

[What A Waster]

Sitting here in the garden absolutely gagging for a drink.
Is the non alcoholic stuff gonna be enough to quench my thirst until later?
Would I even feel like I've had a drink (despite no alcohol effects).

 

[Deleted member 45261]

Sitting here in the garden absolutely gagging for a drink.
Is the non alcoholic stuff gonna be enough to quench my thirst until later?
Would I even feel like I've had a drink (despite no alcohol effects).

no you wouldn't

 

[What A Waster]

no you wouldn't

Not even a placebo effect where I'm enjoying the beer?
Never drank non alcoholic stuff.

 

[Makcem Crihs]

It's nearly 4:30pm just get a proper drink ya tart

 

[Deleted member 45261]

Not even a placebo effect where I'm enjoying the beer?
Never drank non alcoholic stuff.

I've tried it, and it might work for you, but never has for me, in fact it makes it worse

 

[What A Waster]

It's nearly 4:30pm just get a proper drink ya tart

Got to drive later on man.

 

[Makcem Crihs]

Got to drive later on man.

Tell your husband to drive

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Tastes OK but doesn't satisfy the booze craving.

 

[What A Waster]

Tell your husband to drive

He's dead

 

[mysticmackem]

I've tried it, and it might work for you, but never has for me, in fact it makes it worse

Like Christmas Day on an oil rig

 

[Makcem Crihs]

He's dead

RIP

 

[What A Waster]

I've tried it, and it might work for you, but never has for me, in fact it makes it worse

Think I'll just wait it out.
Mental strength required.

 

[Flip]

Heineken Blue is the good one and feels like you're having a drink especially if slur your words a bit

 

[saltgrass]

Heineken 0% tastes the same as Heineken if that’s what you’re after

 

[JC22]

Tried one once out of curiosity and thought it was disgusting like. Don’t see the point in them personally. May as well just drink some pop or something.

 

[Hodgie1979]

He's dead

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

I was in a pub the other night where I know the GM. She wanted a beer but is off it just now for some reason or other. She opened three non alcoholic beers, Becks Blue, Heineken 00 and, I think, Baltika. She let me try them. They were all f***ing manky. They all smelled off and tasted the same.

All three went down the sink without further ado.

 

[Adamfsafc]

Some of the beers these days aren't actually that bad.

 

[Dennis]

Heineken 0% tastes the same as Heineken if that’s what you’re after

Doesn't like. It tastes alright but proper Heineken is the greatest

 

[drowsy]

make yourself a bloody mary without the vodka , its called a bloody shame