"No satellite signal"

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Having seen the way people who work in call centres in Doxford Park manage to fuck up parking their cars, I think them moving satellites would be hilarious...:lol:

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I think car parking was probably the biggest cause of heart attacks amongst people who worked at Doxford. Never seen so many stressed people.
Metro to Newcastle every day is a relatively stress free existence.
 
Have you considered that it might be the satellite in space that has moved? You can phone NASA and ask them to move it back.;)
When I worked at T-Mobile we used to get people phoning up complaining about their signal then saying "Can you not move the satellite?". I found it easier to say yes rather than explaining how mobiles worked. They always thought the signal was better after I'd done it.
I reckon people who work in Call Centres in Doxford Park should definitely be given the power to move satellites.

:lol::lol:

We currently have two chaps from "Satellite Repairs in the SE Postcodes R Us" here (no pics before you ask Bad Mother) and Crook Mackem wins a pint because the problem is indeed next door's tree. Burning will commence shortly, together with the fitting of a swan neck on the dish. I am begging, urging Mr P to wander out there and say "can you not move the satellite marra ..."
 
:lol::lol:

We currently have two chaps from "Satellite Repairs in the SE Postcodes R Us" here (no pics before you ask Bad Mother) and Crook Mackem wins a pint because the problem is indeed next door's tree. Burning will commence shortly, together with the fitting of a swan neck on the dish. I am begging, urging Mr P to wander out there and say "can you not move the satellite marra ..."

What you need then is >>>>>
http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=586624

I hope you have decent neighbours if you can not move the dish.
 
sooooo
wtf sort of tree is it to cause such disruption ?? and more to the point how will fitting a swan's neck to your dish help ?? Is it still attached to the swan ?? Does the queen know ??

Did you tell the men to wiggle it about ?? and pics if they did :lol:
 
sooooo
wtf sort of tree is it to cause such disruption ?? and more to the point how will fitting a swan's neck to your dish help ?? Is it still attached to the swan ?? Does the queen know ??

Did you tell the men to wiggle it about ?? and pics if they did :lol:

Porvort.:lol:
 
Dunno if anyone has said this, gan on service then picture press down so its highlighted then press 0,1, select then go to sky + rebuild. Should sort it out.
 
Yes, all done and in time for the Royal Wedding :cool:

There's a reason NOT to have the Sky signal working!!!

The trouble is there's the terrestial signal, however, as I live next to Pontop a rocket launcher could work out very handy.


Who want's me to fire? :-D
 
What are you painting?

everything :-(

kitchen including the units & doors, living room, shower-room.... and glossing all the woodwork...sick of it already.

in fairness it looks quite nice, the bits that are done - all neutral shades instead of the hippyish combos that were here already
 
everything :-(

kitchen including the units & doors, living room, shower-room.... and glossing all the woodwork...sick of it already.

in fairness it looks quite nice, the bits that are done - all neutral shades instead of the hippyish combos that were here already

Nice :cool:

I'll always remember you describing to me the decor you inherited with your first house as "dirty protest" :lol:
 
Someone earlier mentioned the thing in the middle of the dish.
It might have become dislodged, theres supposed to be a locking pin to keep it in position. Sometimes the pins fall out and the bit in the middle moves.
If you can reach the dish with a broom or summat, give the bit in the middle a tap.
 
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