No live footy on TV 30/4/20


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Good morning. Rhetorical question: why would any right minded person choose to follow an American example? I've located my rant, so I'll try to reproduce it. I may be some time....
There’s a reason Yank rhymes easily 👍
Morning All,

Not feeling at my finest this morning. Nothing sinister, just generally a bit bleurgh. Mrs G is worried about her mother (back in hospital in Luton with low oxygen levels from COPD), and I think it's rubbing off on me. So, something to cheer me up - possibly the best opening number for a gig ever:

Morning GOM
Good choice
Good luck to all 👏
 
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Liars. Cheats. Facebook addicts. Facebook trolls. People who know the price of everything but the value of nothing. People with more money than sense. People who neglect their kids. People with tattoos. Caroline Quentin. James Corden. Stephen Fry. Ant & Dec. Pretty much any so-called "national treasure". Honours List recipients who have done fuck all. So-called "legends" who are still alive & in no sense legendary. People who start their conversation by saying "look" when there is nothing to look at. People who say "no brainer". People whi say "it is what it is". Shit poems in adverts. People who say "sickth", "sick" or "sith" when they mean "sixth". People who say "draw ring" when they mean "drawing". People who say "back in the day". People with habitual halitosis without medical or dental justification. People who say "passing" or "passed" instead of dying or dead. People who say "off of". Cheese eaters who take the middle & leave the rind. People who say "gotten". People who use lame (!) Americanisms. People who are wilfully fat. People who "press the button" while speaking. People who chop the air when speaking. People who allow their kids to rule the roost. People who say their kids are their best mates. People who call their kids "mate". People who treat infants as if they were adults. People who love & crave celebrity. People who want to be in "reality shows". Reality shows. People who have their teeth whitened. People who have elective plastic surgery. People who have shit stickers in their cars. People who own dogs but don't pick up the dog shit. Cyclists who ride in the road when there's a cycle path. People who cry for nowt. People who, when crying for nowt, fan their faces with imaginary fans. People who say "literally" when it's not literal. People who say 110% (or other figure greater than 100%) in circumstances in which 100% is the maximum. People who say "this is my passion". People who say "I want this so much". People who don't buy their round. Tight-fisted fuckers generally. Adults getting down with the kids. People who take little kids to music festivals & gigs. People who look down on others. Snobs, generally. People who judge others based on occupation. People who judge others based on wealth. People who make a song & dance over nowt. People who tell you everything in minute detail about matters of utmost banality or tedium. People who live in cloud cuckoo land. Trump. Nosy *****. Shit bands. Shit books. X-Factor etc. Simon Cowell. All Simon Cowell shit. Simon Cowell's face, teeth, hair & trousers. Racists. Bigots of all stripe. Orange people. Men who wax their bodies. Clarkson.

The list is by no means exhaustive, nor is it in any order of priority. Hopefully, I've included everyone, but apologies if I inadvertently missed anyone out. This list was compiled over 5 years ago, so is outmoded. Nothing needs to be removed, but there is much that could be added. This list also explains why I have been self-isolating for over 5 years....
 
Liars. Cheats. Facebook addicts. Facebook trolls. People who know the price of everything but the value of nothing. People with more money than sense. People who neglect their kids. People with tattoos. Caroline Quentin. James Corden. Stephen Fry. Ant & Dec. Pretty much any so-called "national treasure". Honours List recipients who have done fuck all. So-called "legends" who are still alive & in no sense legendary. People who start their conversation by saying "look" when there is nothing to look at. People who say "no brainer". People whi say "it is what it is". Shit poems in adverts. People who say "sickth", "sick" or "sith" when they mean "sixth". People who say "draw ring" when they mean "drawing". People who say "back in the day". People with habitual halitosis without medical or dental justification. People who say "passing" or "passed" instead of dying or dead. People who say "off of". Cheese eaters who take the middle & leave the rind. People who say "gotten". People who use lame (!) Americanisms. People who are wilfully fat. People who "press the button" while speaking. People who chop the air when speaking. People who allow their kids to rule the roost. People who say their kids are their best mates. People who call their kids "mate". People who treat infants as if they were adults. People who love & crave celebrity. People who want to be in "reality shows". Reality shows. People who have their teeth whitened. People who have elective plastic surgery. People who have shit stickers in their cars. People who own dogs but don't pick up the dog shit. Cyclists who ride in the road when there's a cycle path. People who cry for nowt. People who, when crying for nowt, fan their faces with imaginary fans. People who say "literally" when it's not literal. People who say 110% (or other figure greater than 100%) in circumstances in which 100% is the maximum. People who say "this is my passion". People who say "I want this so much". People who don't buy their round. Tight-fisted fuckers generally. Adults getting down with the kids. People who take little kids to music festivals & gigs. People who look down on others. Snobs, generally. People who judge others based on occupation. People who judge others based on wealth. People who make a song & dance over nowt. People who tell you everything in minute detail about matters of utmost banality or tedium. People who live in cloud cuckoo land. Trump. Nosy *****. Shit bands. Shit books. X-Factor etc. Simon Cowell. All Simon Cowell shit. Simon Cowell's face, teeth, hair & trousers. Racists. Bigots of all stripe. Orange people. Men who wax their bodies. Clarkson.

The list is by no means exhaustive, nor is it in any order of priority. Hopefully, I've included everyone, but apologies if I inadvertently missed anyone out. This list was compiled over 5 years ago, so is outmoded. Nothing needs to be removed, but there is much that could be added. This list also explains why I have been self-isolating for over 5 years....
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Liars. Cheats. Facebook addicts. Facebook trolls. People who know the price of everything but the value of nothing. People with more money than sense. People who neglect their kids. People with tattoos. Caroline Quentin. James Corden. Stephen Fry. Ant & Dec. Pretty much any so-called "national treasure". Honours List recipients who have done fuck all. So-called "legends" who are still alive & in no sense legendary. People who start their conversation by saying "look" when there is nothing to look at. People who say "no brainer". People whi say "it is what it is". Shit poems in adverts. People who say "sickth", "sick" or "sith" when they mean "sixth". People who say "draw ring" when they mean "drawing". People who say "back in the day". People with habitual halitosis without medical or dental justification. People who say "passing" or "passed" instead of dying or dead. People who say "off of". Cheese eaters who take the middle & leave the rind. People who say "gotten". People who use lame (!) Americanisms. People who are wilfully fat. People who "press the button" while speaking. People who chop the air when speaking. People who allow their kids to rule the roost. People who say their kids are their best mates. People who call their kids "mate". People who treat infants as if they were adults. People who love & crave celebrity. People who want to be in "reality shows". Reality shows. People who have their teeth whitened. People who have elective plastic surgery. People who have shit stickers in their cars. People who own dogs but don't pick up the dog shit. Cyclists who ride in the road when there's a cycle path. People who cry for nowt. People who, when crying for nowt, fan their faces with imaginary fans. People who say "literally" when it's not literal. People who say 110% (or other figure greater than 100%) in circumstances in which 100% is the maximum. People who say "this is my passion". People who say "I want this so much". People who don't buy their round. Tight-fisted fuckers generally. Adults getting down with the kids. People who take little kids to music festivals & gigs. People who look down on others. Snobs, generally. People who judge others based on occupation. People who judge others based on wealth. People who make a song & dance over nowt. People who tell you everything in minute detail about matters of utmost banality or tedium. People who live in cloud cuckoo land. Trump. Nosy *****. Shit bands. Shit books. X-Factor etc. Simon Cowell. All Simon Cowell shit. Simon Cowell's face, teeth, hair & trousers. Racists. Bigots of all stripe. Orange people. Men who wax their bodies. Clarkson.

The list is by no means exhaustive, nor is it in any order of priority. Hopefully, I've included everyone, but apologies if I inadvertently missed anyone out. This list was compiled over 5 years ago, so is outmoded. Nothing needs to be removed, but there is much that could be added. This list also explains why I have been self-isolating for over 5 years....
I didn’t realise we had so much in common.
 
It was fantastic wasn't it. Can't imagine jobsworths a Dept of Transport are very happy with MOD :lol::lol::lol:🛩
I was going to go for a flight in the 2 seater Spitfire for my birthday this year biut the bug put paid to that.

This my favourite clip of the BoB Memorial Flight

Great stuff mate.
unfortunate you missed your trip, but I’m sure you’ll get it eventually. I’d love to go up in one of those. It always impresses me that those aircraft were flown during wartime by what we would consider now to be bits of kids. Incredible.
 
Here’s a thing, T just agreeing with her Directors what they don’t want saying tomorrow when T delivers a webinar to the entire trust (4000). Apparently it wouldnt help if I take her a cuppa with me bollock naked, put some Frankie V on a tablet behind her or send in granddaughter asking whees farted? 😄😄😄

My son is doing some webmeeting thing for uni later. It needs to be in a professional setting. I have been specifically told not to go up the stairs singing random songs about going to the toilet 😂
 
Morning all, Morning Becs and Bob, Morning Hank

Another day in Gotham City - so I will have to get the Joker outfit on and see what happens. It was a good night at Commissioner Gordon's last night.

Morning marra 😎
Morning All,

Not feeling at my finest this morning. Nothing sinister, just generally a bit bleurgh. Mrs G is worried about her mother (back in hospital in Luton with low oxygen levels from COPD), and I think it's rubbing off on me. So, something to cheer me up - possibly the best opening number for a gig ever:


Morning. Hope you are all ok 😘
 
Great stuff mate.
unfortunate you missed your trip, but I’m sure you’ll get it eventually. I’d love to go up in one of those. It always impresses me that those aircraft were flown during wartime by what we would consider now to be bits of kids. Incredible.
I know, and look where we are now. There is hardly a village around York that didn't have an RAF base attached to it or nearby. I learned how to drive on the runways at a couple of the old bomber stations.
Is it not ASDA WALMART?
It is indeed
 
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