No live footy on TV 30/4/20


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Me anarl but I dinnat mind James Corden, have the SAFC badge tattooed on my shoulder and have been watching this years BGT, cast me from the board if you will, put me in the stocks, keel haul me but remember the β€œPeople in glass houses....” adage.

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James corden 😳 hang your head in shame .
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whatever floats yer boat mate. We’re all different thank heavens.
Aft'noon Wand πŸ–
I totally agree with your sentiments.
There are far too many Americanism's in our lingo these days.
I've never referred to anybody, male or female, as guys, and never will.
It's a term I'd never ever use.
My ex boss was full of Americanism's/office speak. (He used to call everybody 'Guys' and 'Lets touch base', was a vomit inducing favourite of his, that had me cringing, every time he uttered that phrase) πŸ˜–

Anyway, rant over, - have an enjoyable day, mate. πŸ‘
Worthy of a kick in the privates IMHO.
 
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I’ve always considered it one of my goals in life to embarrass my children wherever and whenever possible. I have it on very good authority that I’m doing a damn fine job.
Afternoon Dilli marra, trouble is, as a practical joker the tables are turning and they are ganging up on me although l can still hold my own l have to be on my guard.

Afternoon Rip.
Afternoon TB, how are you keeping safe l trust

Afternoon HC, enjoy your days off and lie ins. Dare bet the Baileys bottle will be out πŸ‘ :cool:
Good afternoon Bish, how did the rowing go
 
Morning AK. It happens mate. I’ve not had a drink since crimbo. 😳😳 hows Aberdeen? You still grafting?

NO DRINK SINCE CHRISTMAS? You're a better man than me mate! 😡😡😡

As good as can be given the situation I suppose, still got a job and keeping busy - was meant to be in New York with my brother this long weekend but hey ho, if that's as bad as it gets we've done OK! I still took the holidays though, sat at home playing the Xbox at the moment and I'm pissed out ma face tbh, be in bed by eight 🀣
 
Ha! On holidays when the kids were little me and my marra would hang back, hoyk our shorts as far up the crack of our @rse we could then jog past the kids, 3 of them ranging 6-10 years.

The horrified screams as they chased us trying to remove the offending material and save our modesty.

It took a while but eventually the daughter, no, realised that as long as people were laughing with you and not at you and you could laugh at yourself then all is well.
That is an incredibly valuable lesson mate.
Aft'noon Dilli πŸ–
I couldn't find any Baileys ice cream in Asda, so I settled for Magnum dark chocolate and raspberry (it was shite)
I'll be in Mozza's tomorra morning, and have a look at their selection of ice cream.
Have a good afternoon, mate. πŸ‘

Aft'noon Cfg, and thanks mate πŸ–
A nice cup of coffee, and some chocolate Hobnobs, are going down a treat. πŸ˜‹
Have a canny day, mate πŸ‘

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See if you can grab a power nap, mate.
Even if you manage 20-30 minutes, it'll do you good.
Mind how you go, and don't be overdoing stuff if you can help it.
Have a relaxing afternoon if possible, mate πŸ‘
Sorry to hear that mate. I think my one had been in the freezer for ages, I only found it when I was raking around looking for bacon. I’ll ask Mrs D where she got it.
Afternoon Dilli marra, trouble is, as a practical joker the tables are turning and they are ganging up on me although l can still hold my own l have to be on my guard.


Afternoon TB, how are you keeping safe l trust


Good afternoon Bish, how did the rowing go
Experience trumps youth every time mate.
 
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NO DRINK SINCE CHRISTMAS? You're a better man than me mate! 😡😡😡

As good as can be given the situation I suppose, still got a job and keeping busy - was meant to be in New York with my brother this long weekend but hey ho, if that's as bad as it gets we've done OK! I still took the holidays though, sat at home playing the Xbox at the moment and I'm pissed out ma face tbh, be in bed by eight 🀣
Nice to see normal service hasn’t been disrupted πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ shame about NYC tho. Keep on keeping on mate. Great news about the job, there’s a lot up there falling by the wayside.
They're always on video calling now. Great for popping your head round the door and saying something cringy like "teas ready my little chickadee" πŸ˜‚
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Liars. Cheats. Facebook addicts. Facebook trolls. People who know the price of everything but the value of nothing. People with more money than sense. People who neglect their kids. People with tattoos. Caroline Quentin. James Corden. Stephen Fry. Ant & Dec. Pretty much any so-called "national treasure". Honours List recipients who have done fuck all. So-called "legends" who are still alive & in no sense legendary. People who start their conversation by saying "look" when there is nothing to look at. People who say "no brainer". People whi say "it is what it is". Shit poems in adverts. People who say "sickth", "sick" or "sith" when they mean "sixth". People who say "draw ring" when they mean "drawing". People who say "back in the day". People with habitual halitosis without medical or dental justification. People who say "passing" or "passed" instead of dying or dead. People who say "off of". Cheese eaters who take the middle & leave the rind. People who say "gotten". People who use lame (!) Americanisms. People who are wilfully fat. People who "press the button" while speaking. People who chop the air when speaking. People who allow their kids to rule the roost. People who say their kids are their best mates. People who call their kids "mate". People who treat infants as if they were adults. People who love & crave celebrity. People who want to be in "reality shows". Reality shows. People who have their teeth whitened. People who have elective plastic surgery. People who have shit stickers in their cars. People who own dogs but don't pick up the dog shit. Cyclists who ride in the road when there's a cycle path. People who cry for nowt. People who, when crying for nowt, fan their faces with imaginary fans. People who say "literally" when it's not literal. People who say 110% (or other figure greater than 100%) in circumstances in which 100% is the maximum. People who say "this is my passion". People who say "I want this so much". People who don't buy their round. Tight-fisted fuckers generally. Adults getting down with the kids. People who take little kids to music festivals & gigs. People who look down on others. Snobs, generally. People who judge others based on occupation. People who judge others based on wealth. People who make a song & dance over nowt. People who tell you everything in minute detail about matters of utmost banality or tedium. People who live in cloud cuckoo land. Trump. Nosy *****. Shit bands. Shit books. X-Factor etc. Simon Cowell. All Simon Cowell shit. Simon Cowell's face, teeth, hair & trousers. Racists. Bigots of all stripe. Orange people. Men who wax their bodies. Clarkson.

The list is by no means exhaustive, nor is it in any order of priority. Hopefully, I've included everyone, but apologies if I inadvertently missed anyone out. This list was compiled over 5 years ago, so is outmoded. Nothing needs to be removed, but there is much that could be added. This list also explains why I have been self-isolating for over 5 years....
Afternoon Clougie lad, that is interesting and very agreeable list.

Another couple of hours and I’m done mate. The kitchen can wait til I’m next home.
Get your feet up and a nice cup of tea

Hows the painting going jacko?
Afternoon Wando, which series of Ozark are you watching, forgot to say in your post mentioning Wendy Bird, that's Marty's wife, l ment the girl who works for him Ruth

It was fantastic wasn't it. Can't imagine jobsworths a Dept of Transport are very happy with MOD :lol::lol::lol:πŸ›©
I was going to go for a flight in the 2 seater Spitfire for my birthday this year biut the bug put paid to that.

This my favourite clip of the BoB Memorial Flight

Great sound of those engines, a good old fashioned roar

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Afternoon Clougie lad, that is interesting and very agreeable list.


Get your feet up and a nice cup of tea


Afternoon Wando, which series of Ozark are you watching, forgot to say in your post mentioning Wendy Bird, that's Marty's wife, l ment the girl who works for him Ruth


Great sound of those engines, a good old fashioned roar


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Were up to where they are trying to open the second casino .the redneck girl is great isn't she? Then again so is wendy,both play great parts
 
Afternoon Dilli marra, trouble is, as a practical joker the tables are turning and they are ganging up on me although l can still hold my own l have to be on my guard.


Afternoon TB, how are you keeping safe l trust


Good afternoon Bish, how did the rowing go
Afternoon Sis.What looked like being a nice day,sun and blue sky,is now dreadful raining,windy and cold so scuppered my plans.That aside the family is healthy and all coping well.Hope yourself and your family are safe and well too.
 
Afternoon Sis, delayed as my boss called, graft is mounting up
Shame, but sometimes work gets in the way more importantly it pays the Bill's.

Were up to where they are trying to open the second casino .the redneck girl is great isn't she? Then again so is wendy,both play great parts
Wendy looks to be getting strong as it goes on. Were a bit further on than you

Afternoon Sis.What looked like being a nice day,sun and blue sky,is now dreadful raining,windy and cold so scuppered my plans.That aside the family is healthy and all coping well.Hope yourself and your family are safe and well too.
Rain stop at the moment, decided not to go outside and finish what l started until tomorrow when the weather will be better.
Family all good thank you but do miss the close contact. 4 working, 2 essential, one at Gaydon 2 days a week rest of the week he working from home as is the daughter 3 days a week.
Take care stay safe
 
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Afternoon Clougie lad, that is interesting and very agreeable list.


Get your feet up and a nice cup of tea


Afternoon Wando, which series of Ozark are you watching, forgot to say in your post mentioning Wendy Bird, that's Marty's wife, l ment the girl who works for him Ruth


Great sound of those engines, a good old fashioned roar


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Just finished mate, got on a roll and did the kitchen doors anarl. Just realised I forgot to do the back of the dining room door :oops::oops::oops:
it can wait until tomorrow now.
 
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Good early evening in a tea time'ish type of way. Just having a butty and a cold Vimto,quality. Dunno what time we'll be done as its very busy and that's an understatement.I can't see an end to this either but something is going to have to give,but what, I don't know. Oh well, it is what it is and all we can do is take the advice.

@VHFC , cheers pal,I will stop off @8pm and do the same, @Musicman , thank you very much, you're very kind pal, @GlassSlippers , hope you have a better nights kip, @EchoMan , back of the net, :lol: :lol: :lol: , @sismanhatton , cheers and have a good night pal, @Stortford ,Hahahaha...doin' me bestest..& its a great game that fifa,πŸ‘πŸ‘, @Wandofaleftpeg , love pancakes, @TiptonBaggie , cheers mate, you too, @becs , that's good to hear, hopeall is going well for today, xx, love die hard...πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ @Dilligaf60 ... :lol::lol::lol: .... great that one, hope all in the garden is rosy pal. Have a great night and all the best to Mrs.D too, πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ , great job she is doing, @Rip Van Fish , have a good night mate, @eddtheduck , cheers edd, you are very kind. It takes my mind off whats ahead so sit down and have a read of what everyone's up to then start typing, you have a great night pal and stay safe, πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†.

@AndyGray1985 , great thread this, hope your day is going well, @Wakey ftm in Sussex , evening mate, great texts today,pmsl. Hope the graft & everything is going well,πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘, @Bonzo , what a guy Tom is, brilliant , @WillD , love Trumpton...sill do...πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’, @cfg , great vids them,going to watch the fly past later on πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘,thanks for posting, @Johnap, hope all's well in Gotham...:lol::lol::lol: , @thecloughywobble , evening mate, that's good to hear, everythings crossed for him. Have a great night & great posts btw, @Grumpy Old Man, excellent vid that, @Horley Chorley, evening mate,its terrible what people can be like, queue up nicely, get in and all hell breaks loose. Nowt funnier than folk. Have a great night pal and you too.

Break over,time to go (had that sung to me many times at footy games the last 2 years or so. Football,I remember that..) have a great night all,top thread this,stay in,stay safe, that's all we can do,πŸ˜·πŸ˜·πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜·πŸ˜·.
 
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