No live footy on TV 30/4/20


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We watched ozark again last night and they had them on there! I know what you mean about turning American, the word GUYS pisses me off! The word Basically gets used by people far too often especially at the start of a sentence, am I old fashioned?!!!
Aft'noon Wand 🖐
I totally agree with your sentiments.
There are far too many Americanism's in our lingo these days.
I've never referred to anybody, male or female, as guys, and never will.
It's a term I'd never ever use.
My ex boss was full of Americanism's/office speak. (He used to call everybody 'Guys' and 'Lets touch base', was a vomit inducing favourite of his, that had me cringing, every time he uttered that phrase) 😖

Anyway, rant over, - have an enjoyable day, mate. 👍
 
I’ve always considered it one of my goals in life to embarrass my children wherever and whenever possible. I have it on very good authority that I’m doing a damn fine job.

I like it when I get reminded to behave myself at parents evening. Makes me feel like I'm doing a good job 😂

Afternoon marra 😎
 
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Morning Rip 🖐
Hoping your Thursday, is a good 'un, mate 👍
Cheers and you
You can’t educate pork so they say. However I’ve met many pigs with far more redeeming qualities ( not to mention better manners ) than those of which you speak.

Afternoon Rip
Afternoon
Afternoon Rip, hope its a good un
Afternoon
Afternoon Rip.
Afternoon
Bit late only just come in as its pissing down, but good afternoon mate
Afternoon
 
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Aft'noon MM 🖐
I really don't consider myself to be an essential worker.
The people I consider to be essential, are the emergency services, and especially all NHS workers, whatever their job title.
I hate to even think where we'd be, without those amazing, selfless people.
I'll be applauding them all again tonight, and especially those unfortunate souls, who lost their lives, while trying to preserve the lives of others. ❤

Have a good & safe day, mate. 👍
Good afternoon HC, enjoy your well deserved rest 👍 🌈
 
I’ve always considered it one of my goals in life to embarrass my children wherever and whenever possible. I have it on very good authority that I’m doing a damn fine job.
Ha! On holidays when the kids were little me and my marra would hang back, hoyk our shorts as far up the crack of our @rse we could then jog past the kids, 3 of them ranging 6-10 years.

The horrified screams as they chased us trying to remove the offending material and save our modesty.

It took a while but eventually the daughter, no, realised that as long as people were laughing with you and not at you and you could laugh at yourself then all is well.
 
Afternoon HC.
Aft'noon Dilli 🖐
I couldn't find any Baileys ice cream in Asda, so I settled for Magnum dark chocolate and raspberry (it was shite)
I'll be in Mozza's tomorra morning, and have a look at their selection of ice cream.
Have a good afternoon, mate. 👍
Good afternoon HC, enjoy your well deserved rest 👍 🌈
Aft'noon Cfg, and thanks mate 🖐
A nice cup of coffee, and some chocolate Hobnobs, are going down a treat. 😋
Have a canny day, mate 👍
My productivity has just nosedived mate

I’m knackered.... need a kip 👍
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See if you can grab a power nap, mate.
Even if you manage 20-30 minutes, it'll do you good.
Mind how you go, and don't be overdoing stuff if you can help it.
Have a relaxing afternoon if possible, mate 👍
 
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Liars. Cheats. Facebook addicts. Facebook trolls. People who know the price of everything but the value of nothing. People with more money than sense. People who neglect their kids. People with tattoos. Caroline Quentin. James Corden. Stephen Fry. Ant & Dec. Pretty much any so-called "national treasure". Honours List recipients who have done fuck all. So-called "legends" who are still alive & in no sense legendary. People who start their conversation by saying "look" when there is nothing to look at. People who say "no brainer". People whi say "it is what it is". Shit poems in adverts. People who say "sickth", "sick" or "sith" when they mean "sixth". People who say "draw ring" when they mean "drawing". People who say "back in the day". People with habitual halitosis without medical or dental justification. People who say "passing" or "passed" instead of dying or dead. People who say "off of". Cheese eaters who take the middle & leave the rind. People who say "gotten". People who use lame (!) Americanisms. People who are wilfully fat. People who "press the button" while speaking. People who chop the air when speaking. People who allow their kids to rule the roost. People who say their kids are their best mates. People who call their kids "mate". People who treat infants as if they were adults. People who love & crave celebrity. People who want to be in "reality shows". Reality shows. People who have their teeth whitened. People who have elective plastic surgery. People who have shit stickers in their cars. People who own dogs but don't pick up the dog shit. Cyclists who ride in the road when there's a cycle path. People who cry for nowt. People who, when crying for nowt, fan their faces with imaginary fans. People who say "literally" when it's not literal. People who say 110% (or other figure greater than 100%) in circumstances in which 100% is the maximum. People who say "this is my passion". People who say "I want this so much". People who don't buy their round. Tight-fisted fuckers generally. Adults getting down with the kids. People who take little kids to music festivals & gigs. People who look down on others. Snobs, generally. People who judge others based on occupation. People who judge others based on wealth. People who make a song & dance over nowt. People who tell you everything in minute detail about matters of utmost banality or tedium. People who live in cloud cuckoo land. Trump. Nosy *****. Shit bands. Shit books. X-Factor etc. Simon Cowell. All Simon Cowell shit. Simon Cowell's face, teeth, hair & trousers. Racists. Bigots of all stripe. Orange people. Men who wax their bodies. Clarkson.

The list is by no means exhaustive, nor is it in any order of priority. Hopefully, I've included everyone, but apologies if I inadvertently missed anyone out. This list was compiled over 5 years ago, so is outmoded. Nothing needs to be removed, but there is much that could be added. This list also explains why I have been self-isolating for over 5 years....
Aft'noon MM 🖐
I really don't consider myself to be an essential worker.
The people I consider to be essential, are the emergency services, and especially all NHS workers, whatever their job title.
I hate to even think where we'd be, without those amazing, selfless people.
I'll be applauding them all again tonight, and especially those unfortunate souls, who lost their lives, while trying to preserve the lives of others. ❤

Have a good & safe day, mate. 👍
well I do , lots of people would be fkd without people in your position. Don’t underestimate what your doing, plenty people would run a mile from it
 
Afternoon HC, enjoy your days off and lie ins. Dare bet the Baileys bottle will be out 👍 :cool:
Aft'noon Storts, and thanks mate. 🖐
We've taken on some new workers as cover for those who are on sick leave, so seeing as we once again have the full compliment of cleaners/janitors, my hours will be shortened from 30+ p/w to around 16-20 hpw, which isn't a bad thing, and means I'll get more time at home.
16 -20 hpw, is miles better than 0 hpw, and being on the dole. 👍

I hope your Thursday, is a good 'un, mate. 👍
 
well I do , lots of people would be fkd without people in your position. Don’t underestimate what your doing, plenty people would run a mile from it
Afternoon MM, agreed, anyone working to keep the majority of us healthy, happy and supplied during this time are ESSENTIAL, including your good self. Do not underestimate what you do.

Ha! On holidays when the kids were little me and my marra would hang back, hoyk our shorts as far up the crack of our @rse we could then jog past the kids, 3 of them ranging 6-10 years.

The horrified screams as they chased us trying to remove the offending material and save our modesty.

It took a while but eventually the daughter, no, realised that as long as people were laughing with you and not at you and you could laugh at yourself then all is well.
Afternoon Edd, now l know the washing machine has been mended, l shall not bother with the rest of it.

My productivity has just nosedived mate

I’m knackered.... need a kip 👍
Afternoon Wakey lad, get yer head down if you can

You are as access to food is essential.

If you were not doing your job, the store would be dirty. It would put all the food at risk of spoilage and be a hazardous environment for all the customers and colleagues.
Afternoon Bec's well said

Good afternoon HC, enjoy your well deserved rest 👍 🌈
Afternoon cfg have a gud un
 
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