Nixon says we want Joel Lynch

White city Boy

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Sorry boys but he is gash !!!! We had to put up with him for nearly 3 years
He gets turned easily , has no pace and is very error prone
Oh and he never plays over Christmas (always an injury or suspension, so he can pop over to Dubai ) oh and watch him as he picks up silly bookings towards the end of the season so again he can get on his holidays
 

G Force

Striker
Sorry boys but he is gash !!!! We had to put up with him for nearly 3 years
He gets turned easily , has no pace and is very error prone
Oh and he never plays over Christmas (always an injury or suspension, so he can pop over to Dubai ) oh and watch him as he picks up silly bookings towards the end of the season so again he can get on his holidays
Do you know Bushman and his geese watching at the match? :lol:
 

Scotty 1978

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Sorry boys but he is gash !!!! We had to put up with him for nearly 3 years
He gets turned easily , has no pace and is very error prone
Oh and he never plays over Christmas (always an injury or suspension, so he can pop over to Dubai ) oh and watch him as he picks up silly bookings towards the end of the season so again he can get on his holidays
I’m out
 
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ExileBFG

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Sorry boys but he is gash !!!! We had to put up with him for nearly 3 years
He gets turned easily , has no pace and is very error prone
Oh and he never plays over Christmas (always an injury or suspension, so he can pop over to Dubai ) oh and watch him as he picks up silly bookings towards the end of the season so again he can get on his holidays
And from that I can conclude we are 100 percent signing him. If there was ever a write up on the stereotypical Sunderland signing over the last 10-15 years this would be it.
 

G Force

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And the next one...

“Oh no!... he's woeful! Slow with a turning circle that would embarrass an oil tanker. Always injured throughout the festive season so he can go on holiday to Dubai. He's big and strong but doesn't use these potential attributes to his advantage. Worst centre back at QPR since Zesh Rehman. Other than that, he's not bad!”
 

Sid

Winger
And the next one...

“Oh no!... he's woeful! Slow with a turning circle that would embarrass an oil tanker. Always injured throughout the festive season so he can go on holiday to Dubai. He's big and strong but doesn't use these potential attributes to his advantage. Worst centre back at QPR since Zesh Rehman. Other than that, he's not bad!”
Seems pretty unanimous.
 

Nelson!

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Sorry boys but he is gash !!!! We had to put up with him for nearly 3 years
He gets turned easily , has no pace and is very error prone
Oh and he never plays over Christmas (always an injury or suspension, so he can pop over to Dubai ) oh and watch him as he picks up silly bookings towards the end of the season so again he can get on his holidays
Oh no. Glad this is a Nixon rumour as that sounds like exactly the sort of player don't want around the club.
 

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