Nicky Butt bailed over alleged assault

[MackneyHackem]

Then don’t walk away, run away.

I'd punch her arl owa me like.

 

[HABA87]

Equality.
I don't think clipping anyone is on. I've never done it.

 

[123SunTan]

The key word - for now, at least - is "alleged". It all sounds a bit odd.

The key letter is “y” so that he doesn’t go through a life time of being called Nick Butt.

And the full name is worse, Nickalass Butt.

 

[Jap Stammer]

Bloke used to get in our Club whose nickname was Nippy.

His boy was a small, wiry, ginger-haired fella.

Got called Nippy Butt.

 

[THExpress]

I wouldn’t like to be on the receiving end of a butt assault

 

[The Shepherd]

I've clearly read the name 'Nicky Butt' and just completely made that up.

f***ing hell.

 

[Lambchops]

What if she had a gun?

What if she was on a train with a backpack and was charging her phone?

 

[MackneyHackem]

What if she was on a train with a backpack and was charging her phone?

Hmm. Depends what 'sort' she was. I'd have to get my pantone colour chart out.

 

[super ally]

I’m older mate. It’s not something I’d ever consider.

My eldest niece is meant to be hard as fuck. If you're not going to defend yourself you better be able to outrun her.

Is h

All the ex mags are at it.

Is he married to a horse?

 

[OohBaldyBally]

I've clearly read the name 'Nicky Butt' and just completely made that up.

f***ing hell.

Daft bastard

 

[makumstu]

It's nothing to do with respect or owt. What if a woman came at you with a bottle? Or knew karate?

We don't know the details.

Depends whether she could chop a seagull in half...

 

[Dilligaf60]

What if she had a gun?

I’d probably run and hope she’s a lousy shot.

I'd punch her arl owa me like.

Unless she blew your cannister off first.

 

[thecloughywobble]

The key letter is “y” so that he doesn’t go through a life time of being called Nick Butt.

And the full name is worse, Nickalass Butt.

Ooph.

 

[davoak]

I've clearly read the name 'Nicky Butt' and just completely made that up.

f***ing hell.

 

[CheersMarra84]

I'd punch her arl owa me like.

f***ing right! Equal rights, equal lefts anarl!

 

[MackneyHackem]

f***ing right! Equal rights, equal lefts anarl!

 

[BigPete]

Nicky Head Butt

 

[MackneyHackem]

Nicky Head Butt

He didn't head but anyone mate. Not sure where you've got that from.

 

[Junior Birdman]

Former team mate of Joey Barton's at Newcastle.

I'll leave it there

 

[BigPete]

He didn't head but anyone mate. Not sure where you've got that from.

I just made it up, thought that was clear?