Discussion in 'Pure Football' started by janey, Apr 17, 2019.
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Assault and Buttery ...
Clipping lasses isn’t on like.
How do you get a cut on your hand from a headbut?
Depends. Can't imagine ever nutting one like.
I’m older mate. It’s not something I’d ever consider.
It's nothing to do with respect or owt. What if a woman came at you with a bottle? Or knew karate?
We don't know the details.
Where does it say it was a headbutt?
I've clearly read the name 'Nicky Butt' and just completely made that up.
"I can't believe it's not butting."
Deserves a lot of likes
The key word - for now, at least - is "alleged". It all sounds a bit odd.
I’d walk away mate. No shame in it. I’d rather lose face doing that than live with the fact I’d howked a lass.
One dab too many....
Marlon Brando like this.
What if she had a gun?
All the ex mags are at it.
Probably a domestic at home with his missus
Would she have hooks for hands?
Then don’t walk away, run away.
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