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Got a mate called Flush because his name is John. Another is called Dutch after he nearly choked on his beer laughing following the line 'To let you into a family secret... my grandmother was Dutch' in Blazing Saddles. Another lad was nicknamed Twitch because he pulled a lass and she came downstairs during the night complaining to us (still up watching Goodfellas) that he was fidgeting all night and she couldn't sleep (post-coital).

A lass at school was known as Kasm because it was 'mask' spelt backwards. She wore a lot of make-up. A lad I worked with was known as 7-Fingers. If somebody told a story about a lad who had 6 fingers then he'd know somebody with 7.


Sounds like a clever school that mate.
 
A group of us got hauled before the head for calling someone 'Atari Face' cause he had these deep lines that went down from his eyes and curved outwards towards his cheeks.
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my mates called harry the fish,

think its just because his dad used to work in a fish and chip shop
 
Lass I knarr called the ski instructor (behind her back like usually) cos years ago she tossed two blokes off at the same time at a party.
 
I got called "campfire" for about 2 years because when I was about 14 some poor girl tried to toss me off but didn't know how do to it, she was rubbing it between her palms like she was trying to start a fire. Shouldn't have mentioned it to anyone to be fair

She wasn't a Jewish lass from Wayside, by any chance?
 
Only one I can think of was a lad everyone used to call 'Johnny Job-lot' because his name was John and he was a minger.
 
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