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Sausage - cos he had a long thin face that was like a sausage

Horses heed - face and head like a horse

Shit - shit himself on a train after night out in York

Worzel - scruffy twat

Spunk Heed - used to put loads of hair gel on

Chicken - was said to have been caught by his mam trying to fuck a chicken from the freezer

One Blonk - had only one eye after other one poked out be pool cue in a fight

Herman - looks like hermon Munster
 
But fair?

Aye true enough :lol:

Sausage - cos he had a long thin face that was like a sausage

Horses heed - face and head like a horse

Shit - shit himself on a train after night out in York :lol::lol:

Worzel - scruffy twat

Spunk Heed - used to put loads of hair gel on

Chicken - was said to have been caught by his mam trying to fuck a chicken from the freezer

One Blonk - had only one eye after other one poked out be pool cue in a fight

Herman - looks like hermon Munster

I bet 'Chicken' has always been thankful for your collective lack of imagination :lol:
 
Mate's nana got called Juanita as she only had one tooth right in the middle of her top gum.
 
not me but someone I know knew someone called Radar because he could hear everything in the pub, which I always thought was funny.

Recently met someone called Irish, for the obvious reason.
 
i knar a lad who gets called Tenko as he looks like a japanese sniper

i also knar a lad whos nickname is BIFF....bone idle fat fuck
 
Ued to work with a lad we called Bobby Bungalow cause he nowt upstairs, another lad who wore thich glasses was called the Japanese Sniper.

A lad who didnt swear so he would say flipping at the time so we called him Flipper

A lad my mate used to play footy with had short arms from thalidomide. That was his nickname too.

He didn't take throw ins.
 
A lad my mate used to play footy with had short arms from thalidomide. That was his nickname too.

He didn't take throw ins.
I knew one lad like this, except his nickname was 'Grap' because at the end of his short arms were his hands which consisted of a thumb and two fingers, so he had to "grap had of stuff".

He could fight though! Tough little bugger.
 
We called one lad at school Spacka, just cos he was crap at footy. Stuck with him all through secondary school anarl and problies scarred him for life. Bit harsh like.

Class of '77 at the Monkey House with the initials CY by any chance?
 
We knicknamed a kid at school POB, he thought it was after the kids cartoon character when infact it was an abreviation of Piss Off Bastard:-(

Met another lad recently who was nicknamed Dobby....Didnt get it till sat with my kids watching Harry Potter one night :-D
 
Got a mate called Flush because his name is John. Another is called Dutch after he nearly choked on his beer laughing following the line 'To let you into a family secret... my grandmother was Dutch' in Blazing Saddles. Another lad was nicknamed Twitch because he pulled a lass and she came downstairs during the night complaining to us (still up watching Goodfellas) that he was fidgeting all night and she couldn't sleep (post-coital).

A lass at school was known as Kasm because it was 'mask' spelt backwards. She wore a lot of make-up. A lad I worked with was known as 7-Fingers. If somebody told a story about a lad who had 6 fingers then he'd know somebody with 7.
 
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Got a mate called Flush because his name is John. Another is called Dutch after he nearly choked on his beer laughing following the line 'To let you into a family secret... my grandmother was Dutch' in Blazing Saddles. Another lad was nicknamed Twitch because he pulled a lass and she came downstairs during the night complaining to us (still up watching Goodfellas) that he was fidgeting all night and she couldn't sleep (post-coital).

A lass at school was known as Kasm because it was 'mask' spelt backwards. She wore a lot of make-up. A lad I worked with was known as 7-Fingers. If somebody told a story about a lad who had 6 fingers then he'd know somebody with 7.

Lad at work gets called Elevenerife cos if you've been to Tenerife... amongst many more less savour nicknames.
 
...bairn's named her two imaginary friend's Billy and Biggest...she's only 3 but envisages one bigger than the other...bit fookin scary I recon...
 
Worked with a Scottish transvestite, Jock the Frock.

Years ago and not very PC, but the foreign lad with short spikey hair in the office who was hyper and used to run all ower the shop was called Sonic the Nig Nog (he niver took offence either)
 
Worked with a Scottish transvestite, Jock the Frock.

Years ago and not very PC, but the foreign lad with short spikey hair in the office who was hyper and used to run all ower the shop was called Sonic the Nig Nog (he niver took offence either)

f***ing hell man crying here.
 
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