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But fair?
Sausage - cos he had a long thin face that was like a sausage
Horses heed - face and head like a horse
Shit - shit himself on a train after night out in York
Worzel - scruffy twat
Spunk Heed - used to put loads of hair gel on
Chicken - was said to have been caught by his mam trying to fuck a chicken from the freezer
One Blonk - had only one eye after other one poked out be pool cue in a fight
Herman - looks like hermon Munster
Ued to work with a lad we called Bobby Bungalow cause he nowt upstairs, another lad who wore thich glasses was called the Japanese Sniper.
A lad who didnt swear so he would say flipping at the time so we called him Flipper
I knew one lad like this, except his nickname was 'Grap' because at the end of his short arms were his hands which consisted of a thumb and two fingers, so he had to "grap had of stuff".A lad my mate used to play footy with had short arms from thalidomide. That was his nickname too.
He didn't take throw ins.
We called one lad at school Spacka, just cos he was crap at footy. Stuck with him all through secondary school anarl and problies scarred him for life. Bit harsh like.
One of the lads gets called Cinderella cos he always fucks off before midnight
Knew of someone called "double yolker" for the same reason.Was listening to a podcast the other day and heard about a lad whose nickname was 'Snipers Delight' because he had a massive head.
Kent_Mackem said:Got a mate called Flush because his name is John. Another is called Dutch after he nearly choked on his beer laughing following the line 'To let you into a family secret... my grandmother was Dutch' in Blazing Saddles. Another lad was nicknamed Twitch because he pulled a lass and she came downstairs during the night complaining to us (still up watching Goodfellas) that he was fidgeting all night and she couldn't sleep (post-coital).
A lass at school was known as Kasm because it was 'mask' spelt backwards. She wore a lot of make-up. A lad I worked with was known as 7-Fingers. If somebody told a story about a lad who had 6 fingers then he'd know somebody with 7.
Worked with a Scottish transvestite, Jock the Frock.
Years ago and not very PC, but the foreign lad with short spikey hair in the office who was hyper and used to run all ower the shop was called Sonic the Nig Nog (he niver took offence either)
f***ing hell man crying here.