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Being discussed on Talksport tonight and there are some hilarious ones. For instance:

"My mates called"

Pilotlight = because he never goes out
18 months = because he's got one and a half ears
clock = he's got one arm longer than the other
:-D
 
I got called "campfire" for about 2 years because when I was about 14 some poor girl tried to toss me off but didn't know how do to it, she was rubbing it between her palms like she was trying to start a fire. Shouldn't have mentioned it to anyone to be fair
 
Was listening to a podcast the other day and heard about a lad whose nickname was 'Snipers Delight' because he had a massive head.
 
The lads at work call one bloke Blister, because he only comes along at the end when all the hard work has been done.

Another was called toenails as he was that far up the managements arse, that was all that was left of him to see.
 
We used to call this lad at the pub Stephen Hawking, because he was confined to a wheelchair and dribbled a lot.
 
Ued to work with a lad we called Bobby Bungalow cause he nowt upstairs, another lad who wore thich glasses was called the Japanese Sniper.

A lad who didnt swear so he would say flipping at the time so we called him Flipper
 
Had a mate we nicknamed AV, or AV7 He had one leg slightly longer than the other and his shoe sizes were a 8 and 6, so AV 7

Because of his slightly shorter leg, there were times when we stopped at traffic lights on our motorbikes and he would put his foot down and if the camber on the road was quite steep drop towards the kerb, there would be no floor for him to put his foot down, so normally ended up falling over like a domino
 
We called one lad at school Spacka, just cos he was crap at footy. Stuck with him all through secondary school anarl and problies scarred him for life. Bit harsh like.
 
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