Nicknames given to mates when deviating from the norm.
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black cat in france
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What like ironsides for the handicapped lad or not.
Dave Herbal
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Aye let you off
Feed the Monster
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MackneyHackem
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That’s fantastic.
Edinburgh Black Cat
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Guy mentions the weather - Michael Fish
Tex
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When you’re larking about but someone has to insist on playing by the rules - here comes Victor Mature!
When you catch your mate ogling some tottie in the club - there goes King Leer!
Someone thick as shit - Jonny No Stars
Miserable twat - Rigsby or Harry Cross
Entitled posh git - Fauntleroy.
When you’re larking about but someone has to insist on playing by the rules - here comes Victor Mature!
When you catch your mate ogling some tottie in the club - there goes King Leer!
Someone thick as shit - Jonny No Stars
Miserable twat - Rigsby or Harry Cross
When you catch your mate ogling some tottie in the club - there goes King Leer!
Someone thick as shit - Jonny No Stars
Miserable twat - Rigsby or Harry Cross
Entitled posh git - Fauntleroy.
When you’re larking about but someone has to insist on playing by the rules - here comes Victor Mature!
When you catch your mate ogling some tottie in the club - there goes King Leer!
Someone thick as shit - Jonny No Stars
Miserable twat - Rigsby or Harry Cross
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When someone repeats themselves - Fred Elliot
I was looking for something similar to reply with
Just remembered another;
Jobsworth inspectors; Blakey.
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A fruitloop incapable of understanding modern life or dusting - a Herbal
Butcher's Coat
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Gaffer offshore who never went out (of the office block accommodation) - "The Olympic Flame"
Same gaffer - "Chief Ironside" never got out of his chair.
Same gaffer - "Chief Ironside" never got out of his chair.
Anyone with a massive canister; sniper’s dream.
Not a mate but this old boy who rode a large mobilty scooter in Grindon club was nicknamed ghost train. He used to fly through the double doors into the bar at full pelt...
martinlumley
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a lads missus who has a fantastic body but a pig-ugly pyatt, KRONENBURG ( 16 from the back, 64 from the front)
Paddy O'Dors
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Shipyards in the seventies had them all . Knicknames given for life, most you never knew their real names.Spare Pie, Zambezi Bob, porno Jim, Joe the duck , The Ironeater, Shagger, Fat Oxo , The wasp,Wacky Jacky,Lumpy Heed,The Dibbler and many more.Most self explanatory ask your fathers if they were down the yards .
Bladecat
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Prompted by a post by @Harry Angstrom, what names do you call your mates when they do anything different from the norm?
I realise some of these might age me.
Spending a bit more money than usual (buying an extra round etc) - Rockefeller
Couple of holidays planned - Cliff Michelmore or Judith Chalmers
Does a job vaguely involving computers - Bill Gates
Gives an intelligent reply to a question - Einstein
Runs for a bus - Linford Christie
Dances at a wedding - John Travolta
Gets a new haircut - Vidal Sassoon (Vidal Baboon)
Drives fast - Sterling Moss
Deeper voice than usual (usually due to hangover) - Barry White
New clothes or shoes could get any amount of insults depending on what they are.
Obviously these are standards that have stood the test of time but the off the cuff ones that work better.
I've named the lass I go to matches with that. It's used so much by others now that people think she's really called Judith @TAFKAHM @squashjoe @santa @Tin Soldier @Botchie
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