Nicknames given to mates when deviating from the norm.



Lad nicknamed the undertaker , very quiet on his first day , one of the women asked him if he was ok , turned out he suffered a very recent family bereavement, probably should have delayed his start date , a few weeks later , he was very quiet again , another family bereavement !!

cornish mackem said:
Worked with a lad at Heathrow we called Thrush. He was an irritating c***

Klanky, had spindly legs
Blinky had a twitch

Isaiah As he had 1 eye higher than the other
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Limp along , lass with a false foot
 
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Fat Indian lad, about 6ft 2 - Bhaji Smalls

Short mag next to me is ex-army, he's made a mate in another department who's also ex army and thinks he's good looking - Robson and Jerome

Evil Dave - taller, younger, slimmer bloke 3 desks down with the same name as me, I reckon he's a terminator sent back to keep an eye on me
 
Not sure this'll come across well, but you know how Gary & Phil's dad is called Neville Neville?

A mate was telling me that he went to school with someone who had a double name like that, so they simply called him "Dickhead Dickhead".
 
PTR said:
Not sure this'll come across well, but you know how Gary & Phil's dad is called Neville Neville?

A mate was telling me that he went to school with someone who had a double name like that, so they simply called him "Dickhead Dickhead".
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You’d be correct.
 
anyone trying to give medical advice usually get's called Doogie Howser

my mate can't handle his drink and gets called 'Lionel' after Messi - Messy......genius, I know.
 
Lass with a flat face - nonstick pan fyass.
2 labourers with a relaxed attitude toward Health and Safety - Dangerous Brothers
Goalie who made the most of every save - The Cat
 

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