Nicknames given to mates when deviating from the norm.

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  1. millfield ftm

    millfield ftm Central Defender

    Someone who has been to university - the prof
     
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  2. Quinninho

    Quinninho Midfield

    :D
    Me and the missus (no) are in fits at this one :D:D:D:D
     
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  3. millfield ftm

    millfield ftm Central Defender

    Lot of knacker Dans at Longbenton when I worked there
     
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  4. divvydave

    divvydave Central Defender Contributor

    Walter Mitty is a standard one
    Nads or knackers for lads with ginger hair
     
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  5. CheersMarra84

    CheersMarra84 Striker

    Aye, I was howling when I first heard it like.
     
  6. Latka Gravas

    Latka Gravas Striker

    There was 2 lads who were thick as thieves, one black lad one white and known as The brothers McGregor.
     
  7. Son of Stan

    Son of Stan Striker

    :) Where does it come from? Who was the original knacker Dan?
     
  8. Kevsgreat

    Kevsgreat Striker

    Frank Thinner.
     
  9. millfield ftm

    millfield ftm Central Defender

    Dan t Smith , bent mag councillor ??a lot of people at Longbenton used it to describe fuckwit staff (hmrc,)
     
  10. Lionel Hutzz

    Lionel Hutzz Midfield

    Got a mate who was known as fishbowl and still is . Back in about 2007 he was 17 and could only get one drink at the bar and had to buy a meal to get it bought an ice cream and a huge fishbowl for 8 people.
     
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  11. Boinger

    Boinger Winger

    As a lad, any kid with glasses.. Professor or Joe 90.
     
  12. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    Insert female name “name Martini”

    Anytime. Any place. Anywhere.

    Be absolutely class if the mods move this singular post to a locked thread of its own in Parsnip.

    Sunderland Royal?
     
    Last edited: May 15, 2019
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  13. I'm Spartacus

    I'm Spartacus Winger

    I call anyone fat rick waller
     

  14. Mogadon
     
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  15. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    :(
     
  16. Old Prestonian

    Old Prestonian Striker

    No, must be a different one that you know but they're all nuts to differing degrees.
     
  17. Our example was drillbit - boring tool.

    We also had Kenny 5 shites. With relation to his bog visits during the working day. :lol:

    Wad be funny like. :lol:
     
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  18. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Aye, ok thrush.
     
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  19. Tuono

    Tuono Goalkeeper

    Bloke in my old fishing club was known as depth charge because he was always after a sub. Another Mantovani because he was always on the fiddle (work wise).

    Wing nut, someone with sticky out ears.
     
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  20. Anyone who's a bit dodgy with money...Arthur Fowler
     
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