Nicknames given to mates when deviating from the norm.

Discussion in 'SMB' started by RestlessNatives, May 15, 2019.

  1. A mate of my mine who went to a foreign place once but keeps going on about it - Uncle Travelling Matt
  2. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    When someone is taking ages to move at Chess I say 'hurry up Kasperov'.
  3. Still used today.:lol:
  4. Tuono

    Tuono Goalkeeper

    Barry Sheene for anyone who rides a bike.
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  5. Rubberglove

    Rubberglove Midfield

    “Flash Harry” when you’ve bought summit new
  6. skybo

    skybo Goalkeeper

    Lad in our company when he's pissed ,like a puppet with broken strings.
    Jar Jar Binks
  7. Old Prestonian

    Old Prestonian Striker

    Schumacher for me.
  8. My dad had an acquaintance known as Legs, because he'd lost them both in a car crash!
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  9. Scotty 1978

    Scotty 1978 Striker

    Lad at work reet hairy bastard and loves tabs gets Chewbaccy
  10. Boy I know is called Trigger. His surname is Rodgers.

    Another mate is called Archie. He's a window cleaner so got called Arch (as in Arched windows and then Archie stuck - not many people know his name is Alan).
    Last edited: May 15, 2019
  11. Horley Chorley

    Horley Chorley Striker

    A mate of mine had a minor bump in his car and he stupidly wasn't wearing a seat belt.
    He started the engine and the car lurched forwards 6 or 7 feet, and hit a wall (he'd left the car in gear by mistake)
    From that day onwards he was known as CLUNK, from the old tv advert (clunk click every trip) :lol: :lol:
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  12. SAFC_Jack

    SAFC_Jack Striker

    Fiveskin - for the constant story topper; also see Elevenarife
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  13. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    Anyone turning up in reflector shades gets asked “how was volleyball with Goose?”
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  14. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Doing anything by yourself: Billy no mates.
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  15. HerdnMulhall

    HerdnMulhall Central Defender

    Had a lung cancer about 12 years ago and afterwards all my mates started calling me 'Arfur.'
    As in 'Afrur Lung.'
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  16. mickeymoor

    mickeymoor Full Back

    Lad who like the bait two plates
    Plumbers who have leaks flood
    Slow bricklayer Joe Bugner {never come out the corner}
    Boring person The Tranquiliser
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  17. CheersMarra84

    CheersMarra84 Striker

    Lad I work with is half Scottish and half Chinese and he gets called ‘Jockey Chan’.
  18. Old Prestonian

    Old Prestonian Striker

    Lass at work with the initials KP known as 'Nuts'.
  19. mickeymoor

    mickeymoor Full Back

    Scotish bloke forty years old who I use to work with, married his seventeen year old pregnant next door neighbour Jockey Saville
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  20. :lol:
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