Nicknames given to mates when deviating from the norm.

Boy I know is called Trigger. His surname is Rodgers.

Another mate is called Archie. He's a window cleaner so got called Arch (as in Arched windows and then Archie stuck - not many people know his name is Alan).
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A mate of mine had a minor bump in his car and he stupidly wasn't wearing a seat belt.
He started the engine and the car lurched forwards 6 or 7 feet, and hit a wall (he'd left the car in gear by mistake)
From that day onwards he was known as CLUNK, from the old tv advert (clunk click every trip) :lol: :lol: